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TheRockingDead t1_j7iudv5 wrote
Reply to comment by TWSREDDIT in Indiana Senate passes bill to legalize throwing stars by Phlegmbrandt
It's not bad. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja_Golf
thethunder92 t1_j7itq7t wrote
I thought it was a guy named AL Seinfeld at first
SCCock t1_j7itgep wrote
Reply to comment by loverlyone in 3 US tourists stabbed in popular Puerto Rican neighborhood by gumbyrocks
Next you are going to tell us New Mexico is in the US
robbylet24 t1_j7itbhu wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
What? I'm talking about what would have been a funnier and more culturally relevant joke. I'm not saying anything at all about the real Jerry. It would have been funnier if AI Jerry saying bigoted shit caused him to become inexplicably popular.
shinobipopcorn t1_j7itay5 wrote
Nobody let Butters into Indiana
bigbangbilly t1_j7ita3i wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Indiana Senate passes bill to legalize throwing stars by Phlegmbrandt
Wouldn't Martial arts schools count as a "well regulated militia" ?
DiggyMcGriz t1_j7it6jb wrote
Reply to comment by the_simurgh in Indiana Senate passes bill to legalize throwing stars by Phlegmbrandt
It's not illegal in the "our detectives are working around the clock to follow the paper trail to find out who is in possession of ninja stars" sense.
It's more like "this is one of those crimes the police can use to arrest you when they want to arrest you for SOMETHING but can't quite make what they want to arrest you for stick." Or if they are charging you with something else and want to tack on a few more bonus charges.
[deleted] t1_j7it3op wrote
Reply to comment by robbylet24 in AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
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robbylet24 t1_j7it3la wrote
Reply to comment by dragoonts in AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
It's an automated system. It looks for people saying certain key words. AI Jerry just happened to say some of those key words.
bigbangbilly t1_j7isn7y wrote
Reply to comment by hypatiatextprotocol in AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
SwastikDongs sounds like a bigotry inducing STD that lasts more than 4 hours
dragoonts t1_j7islg0 wrote
Reply to comment by windingtime in AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
If this is true then whichever rainbow haired mod at twitch banned them needs to reevaluate their life.
The show demonstrated that those jokes aren't ok. Might as well ban people who say Nazis are bad because they mention Nazis.
cramduck t1_j7isiic wrote
Reply to comment by downwardspiralstairs in Indiana Senate passes bill to legalize throwing stars by Phlegmbrandt
yeah, I have a couple of those myself. learned how to do fiberglass repair (albeit poorly) on the damn things, because I forgot to pull them out before we got back to the boat ramp :D
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j7isbyt wrote
Was AI Seinfeld banned by an AI mod?
sfsp3 t1_j7is5fc wrote
Any Puerto Rican stabbed in Puerto Rico is a US citizen stabbed in Puerto Rico.
Here_Forthe_Comment t1_j7is59l wrote
Reply to comment by Noahcarr in AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
No, not really. There is no proof or evidence that men are now identifying as trans women to hurt women. That's not a thing. There is no right wing news outlet who wouldn't love to get ahold of some statistic of that sort. There's even an increase of gender neutral bathrooms but no increase in that kind of crime. People are just living their lives.
There is an increase in hate crimes towards trans women though, so that's a valid concern. Maybe we should protect them instead of saying, "but what about these people" that have no cause for concern.
m0fugga t1_j7is0i9 wrote
Reply to comment by robbylet24 in AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
AI-TERF
Chard069 t1_j7irxcn wrote
Reply to comment by NotsoGreatsword in Step ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s at Milton Keynes shopping centre by kraven420
Have you walked into a McD's and inhaled lately? If so, and you didn't puke, then your guts are stronger than mine. Enjoy.
Shamic t1_j7irrs5 wrote
I will never understand banning jokes like that, it's just childish
Noahcarr t1_j7irpxe wrote
Reply to comment by robbylet24 in AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
Yeah that tweet doesn’t say what you claim it does.
But please, keep bending over backwards to convince yourself you’re in the right here.
Noahcarr t1_j7irjni wrote
Reply to comment by Here_Forthe_Comment in AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
So you’re saying that it’s not a valid concern?
Here_Forthe_Comment t1_j7irg3j wrote
Reply to comment by robbylet24 in AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
"She thinks trans people are rapists" "Show me proof" "Here's proof" "....Im gonna ignore that"
Here_Forthe_Comment t1_j7ircu8 wrote
Reply to comment by Noahcarr in AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
>You do understand that she’s talking about men who would use the guise of being trans to harm women and girls, right?
You do understand that's an just an excuse people use to justify your transphobia, right? It's not a real reason
VinylmationDude t1_j7ir9zq wrote
BYE!
Zenalit t1_j7ir6ck wrote
Clearly, the most heinous crime committed here was by these tourists who had the audacity to take videos in a public space. Who does that?
TheRockingDead t1_j7iuibi wrote
Reply to Indiana Senate passes bill to legalize throwing stars by Phlegmbrandt
All those Indiana Ninjas are doing celebratory backflips.