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Bruzote t1_j7jjsev wrote
Reply to comment by BagAndShag in In a surprising twist, Dr. Dre wins the Dr. Dre Award at 2023 Grammys by dedinthewater
Huh, I would have expected that from Bugs Bunny, not a rap song.
sudden_aggression t1_j7jjqbu wrote
We don't get to hear the jokes?
Rennarjen t1_j7jiag0 wrote
Reply to comment by AndyB1976 in Man eats chilli pepper at Edmonton city council meeting to prove climate change is 'not a huge issue' by NamedAfterLaneFrost
I like my province, I don't want to let these idiots have it.
iRegretLastNight t1_j7jhb7a wrote
Reply to comment by Julioscoundrel in AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
Lol. If you don't support open borders, you're not really a libertarian. Restricting freedom of movement is a restriction on personal liberties.
Unless you believe that something as arbitrary as where you were born should define whether or not you deserve freedom.
Also... calling anyone who disagrees with your politics a Marxist even if you don't have any understanding of their ideology at all is extremely stupid. McCarthyism outlived McCarthy by like 75 years.
sleepinginthebushes_ t1_j7jgyde wrote
I am proud to announce my endorsement of the Ninja Caucus
Julioscoundrel t1_j7jgrfc wrote
Reply to comment by iRegretLastNight in AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
Nope. If a nation doesn’t control its own borders then it’s no longer a nation. Which is exactly where we are now.
But since we’re playing this stupid game, it’s clear that you’re a Marxist of some variety.
iRegretLastNight t1_j7jghos wrote
Reply to comment by Julioscoundrel in AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
Oh, OK. So you are in favour of open borders.
Julioscoundrel t1_j7jgf9i wrote
Reply to comment by iRegretLastNight in AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
Wrong. I support freedom. I’m a libertarian. I oppose book banning anywhere at any time for any reason, just like I oppose authoritarian societal controls on speech.
Julioscoundrel t1_j7jga9l wrote
Reply to comment by Radiobandit in AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
I don’t even know anybody on the alt-right. And how typical of a leftist to immediately jump to a personal attack.
Julioscoundrel t1_j7jg7jp wrote
Reply to comment by XrosRoadKiller in AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
It doesn’t matter if you agree with it or not. It’s still true. There are words we can’t say and things we can’t do and people we can’t make jokes about. We are being controlled for the benefit of others. We are no longer free. And if you want to know who’s controlling us then just look at the people we can’t make jokes about, because they and their allies are now the ones in charge.
deckjuice t1_j7jg2ak wrote
About time
jamcdonald120 t1_j7jf2w1 wrote
Reply to comment by Naturn in One person lodged 23,431 noise complaints about Dublin Airport in 2022 by doyouhavetono
looks like he has been at this since 2019, so probably him
> The serial complainant, who had been reporting claims of excessive noise from aircraft taking off and landing at the airport on almost a daily basis since 2019, lodged a total of 23,431 complaints in 2022.
phillysan t1_j7jeqs6 wrote
Finally I can hone my shuriken-no-jutsu without legal repurcussions!
Chard069 t1_j7je3rp wrote
Reply to comment by kotukutuku in Man eats chili pepper at Edmonton city council meeting to prove climate change is 'not a huge issue' by satsuma-is-superior
Perhaps, like most of my brothers-in-law, he consumes too much Faux Newz. Sad.
Mistapeepers t1_j7jdy3x wrote
Reply to comment by Zelynhu in 3 US tourists stabbed in popular Puerto Rican neighborhood by gumbyrocks
It’s a very specific part of the island that you have to very purposefully attempt to go to. You can’t accidentally end up in La Perla. And you’re told not to go there by pretty much everyone. So just don’t be an idiot tourist and you’d be fine.
Chard069 t1_j7jdq3d wrote
Reply to Man eats chili pepper at Edmonton city council meeting to prove climate change is 'not a huge issue' by satsuma-is-superior
Give that hombre a jalapeño suppository and see how little the heat matters.
Paradox_Dolphin t1_j7jdkjc wrote
Reply to comment by Chard069 in Indiana Senate passes bill to legalize throwing stars by Phlegmbrandt
But instead it's just that one black mirror episode, where they modify your brain implant to make you think that a certain type of person is a vampire or werewolf, specifically so you'll go out of your way to deliver what you think is justifice, but what is really a mass genocide against a people.
Radioactiveglowup t1_j7jdg6i wrote
Reply to comment by anal_opera in Indiana Senate passes bill to legalize throwing stars by Phlegmbrandt
Klingon Daggers were clearly targeted.
iRegretLastNight t1_j7jd9ej wrote
Reply to comment by Julioscoundrel in AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
I bet you support the book banning in Florida.
kujotx t1_j7jd0zb wrote
So what's the deal with mods these days?
Ask a simple question.. Lifetime ban!
It's not a violation! No violation!
How can a question be a violation? Is that a violation?
What about now?
Are you being violated by a question mark? Is that little hook thing at the top menacing?
Chard069 t1_j7jcket wrote
"What weapon, officer? I just like to spread peanut butter on multiple slices of bread together. Saves lots of time."
Chard069 t1_j7jce47 wrote
Reply to comment by DiggyMcGriz in Indiana Senate passes bill to legalize throwing stars by Phlegmbrandt
I envisage crooked Indiana cops keeping illegal ninja stars handy, to 'plant' on suspects. Safer than a throw-away firearm, hey?
Chard069 t1_j7jc565 wrote
Reply to comment by spasske in Indiana Senate passes bill to legalize throwing stars by Phlegmbrandt
How about well-balanced throwing hatchets? Still legal and common?
1ntrovertedSocialist t1_j7jc2w2 wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Italian fugitive Edgardo Greco tracked down as pizza maker after 16 years by ItsNotKevinDurant35
That’s a pretty cheesy joke
In_work t1_j7jk5db wrote
Reply to comment by pacsatonifil in AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
Zero tolerance, because someone might be offended and escalate. Actually yes, dumb people.