Was it Coffeezilla? sounds like something he'd do

Ugh, that poor A4... 🥺

Fucking millennial orcas are ruining the housing market because they are spending too much on crabby patties!

Kick them out of the ocean.

That's what happens when you remove borders between oceans and allow those Indian ocean and South China Sea guys swim around.

Thanks killer whale moms 😭

I can only imagine what goes into the development of an intelligent creature made of tens of quadrillions of cells. Human brains don't stop developing in really major ways until we're 25ish, and there's far fewer cells that need to get situated and settled in a human brain, even if our brain wrinkles are neater.

Ah, gotcha. Japan still outstrips them there, too, sadly. And China still isn't even on the top 10 salmon producers. It's almost all Norway and Chile.

They do, but over the last 50 years, we've developed vastly better dams and systems to help offset their effects. I wouldn't say dams don't reduce salmon population, but it's I'm the 5-10% range, as opposed to global warming which has pushed the 15-20% mark already, and is likely to continue to increase.

Im not talking about whales, im talking about whale food

Dams reduce how much of their breeding streams the salmon can access. Warming streams mean less oxygen for the eggs as well, and overfishing is yet another factor.

Dams definitely hurt them though

China doesn't really hunt whales. Japan still does, though.

It's the chinese predating the seas

It DOES sound like a "Yo mama" joke.

The dams aren't killing the salmon. It's the rising global temperature.

The A-15 Orca is VTOL, but certainly not a 'helicopter'.

(C&C: Tiberium Wars, for those wondering)

What else are they supposed to do?

I wonder if orcas have to deal with rising rent prices and stagnated wages.

Is this a personal attack? ._.

Winning was easy, young man, governing is harder.

If they quit putting avocado on their salmon, they’d be able to start their own pods

Helicopter whales.

Absolutely. 😎👍

He is such an insufferable twat.

Capitalism isn't working for them either. Less food in the sea, we need to take down these dams and do other things to boost salmon numbers.

Gen Z...