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anoziraguy9687 t1_j7z2bxa wrote
Swiss gotta start learning to love nopales.
manofthehouse2 t1_j7z1vtr wrote
Who knows what else will be changed and replaced
rewiredmylamp t1_j7z0sa7 wrote
Ouch!
Dannon35 t1_j7z00wv wrote
Reply to comment by Marvheemeyer85 in Study shows instant noodles major cause of childhood scald injuries by tiltedpyramid
When ramen is outlawed, only outlaws will have ramen...
warbreakr t1_j7yzure wrote
Reply to Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
Fun fact: killer whales are currently attacking pleasure craft yachts near the coast of Portugal, biting the rudder off and sinking ships. They seem to prefer yachts about 40 foot or 12 meters long and their behaviour is not natural so scientists’ best guess is that its passed on behaviour from one or two killer whales to the rest of the groups
Uselessmedics t1_j7yzmmo wrote
Awww don't tell them that, that'll just encourage tuckshops to get rid of another great food item.
This bullshit is why we could never have hot jam donuts
35Lcrowww t1_j7yxxyv wrote
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Billysgruffgoat t1_j7yxs1l wrote
Won't somebody think of the children!
Marvheemeyer85 t1_j7yx793 wrote
WE MUST BAN THIS [DANGEROUS FOOD ITEM] BEFORE MORE CHILDREN ARE HURT!!
InGenAche t1_j7ywa6i wrote
Reply to comment by FuzzleFairy in Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
Who you calling an Orca?!
FuzzleFairy t1_j7yvthp wrote
Reply to comment by InGenAche in Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
Hi ! Its rare to meet Orcas on the internet ! Ive had the stereotype yall dont have access to it. Have a good day and lots of yummy liver !
Balcara t1_j7yv4iv wrote
Reply to Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
> Weiss can't think of another animal that makes this never-ending investment when it has the option of reproducing multiple times.
What about, oh I don’t know, humans?
BourbonInGinger t1_j7yurqn wrote
2theface t1_j7yu1pu wrote
Reply to comment by DarkRedDiscomfort in Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
Omilfs
vinaymurlidhar t1_j7yrge3 wrote
Reply to comment by Kaiser_Maxtech in Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
Thats the spirit, the orca should pull itself by its orca bootstraps and reply on socialist maternal handouts.
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NotForgetWatsizName t1_j7ymyrq wrote
Reply to comment by ThePreciseClimber in Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
Yo mama eats squid by the 10-kilo.
NotForgetWatsizName t1_j7ymiyk wrote
Reply to comment by gordo65 in Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
Hint, Dr. Weiss, it’s also a mammal, but based on land rather than water, and often wears shoes.
HeftyLittleChonk t1_j7ymevo wrote
Reply to Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
Today I learned, killer whale are Asian.
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NotForgetWatsizName t1_j7ym7mr wrote
Reply to comment by Sweet-Rabbit in Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
OTOH, a fluke can be quite tasty.
NotForgetWatsizName t1_j7ylxrq wrote
Reply to comment by awkward_elephant in Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
“… fin tags.”s
To be really accurate, I think they’re called fin straps.
I agree, they need to pull themselves up by their fin straps.
Failing that, I suppose they could use their skin tags to pull themselves up.
Msfracture t1_j7z2vf9 wrote
Reply to Cacti replacing snow on Swiss mountainsides due to global heating by TwoMoreDays
Aluminum gets hotter in the sun, colder in the winter.