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Serikan t1_j7zrks7 wrote
Reply to comment by PsychologicalTear899 in Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
So basically, mom is the wingman
Zwets t1_j7zpxmg wrote
...Sure, I've got 3 nails here, hold still please.
Upset_Ad9929 t1_j7znof3 wrote
Reply to Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
Wow, neckbeard orcas lol
bubba7557 t1_j7zmdd0 wrote
Reply to comment by ma2412 in Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
Believe me, I was pretty resentful at the time and I don't think I'd follow a similar strategy for my kids, but it worked out overall for me and I don't hate my mom for it. So I'd say it was a success in my case
ma2412 t1_j7zkng9 wrote
Reply to comment by bubba7557 in Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
Thank you for the context. I'm glad it worked out for you :-)
bubba7557 t1_j7zjxrp wrote
Reply to comment by ma2412 in Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
Yeah it wasn't great. BUT I also was making some poor choices. I had turned down college scholarship offers and didn't apply to college because I didn't want to leave the city where my gf lived. Instead I'd gotten a job at a steel mill and was spending most of my time smoking weed and working. My mom's rationale was, you don't want to go to college fine, but I'm not paying for your housing. You have a job, go be a real man if you think that's the life you want. I did that for about a year and realized real work, real bills, real life was damn hard and I'd rather be back in college where it was reading books and parties even if it was far from that gf I had. So in a year I went back to college and my mom graciously began helping me with housing bills again so I could focus on school. A little bit of a harsh lesson but it pointed me where I needed to go. I just needed a year of being stubborn to figure that out myself.
Dirtywizard2000 t1_j7zj6u8 wrote
I swear to all that is Holy if they end up making regulations against ramen noodles I'm walking in the woods and never coming back out
GEM592 t1_j7zd64u wrote
Reply to comment by FuqLaCAQ in Kansas City Chiefs Mascot Wants To Be 'The Hands And Feet Of Jesus' by FuqLaCAQ
Like all of the NFL actually. Meantime at the “Super Bowl” you have gambling, prostitution, drugs, open legal debauchery of all kinds. Bring your kids and your hard earned money - if anyone dies on the field we’ll just cut to commercial and play it as a human interest story.
bigsignwave t1_j7zcxqf wrote
Reply to Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
“JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!” I guess even Killer Whales have their baby mama drama, what’s next Moory?? DNA says “You are the father of those babies”
Stock-Fee-4754 t1_j7zch6m wrote
Just by looking at the mascot, you can tell something isn't quite right in the head.
uzenik t1_j7za0ef wrote
Reply to comment by diagnosedwolf in Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
So like african elephants that recognoze language that is used by tribes that hunt them, and those that don't.
coleslawww307 t1_j7z918a wrote
Reply to comment by dolphan117 in Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
The Y chromosome causes laziness among all species
TheBr0fessor t1_j7z8rc5 wrote
Reply to comment by PsychologicalTear899 in Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
She a millennial fr
FuqLaCAQ OP t1_j7z704y wrote
Reply to comment by transientrans in Kansas City Chiefs Mascot Wants To Be 'The Hands And Feet Of Jesus' by FuqLaCAQ
It's not just this guy.
The Kansas City Chiefs are basically an Evangelical cult, and I imagine a substantial proportion of their fanbase is oblivious to this fact.
And frankly, I don't blame them: fandom is probably more fun that way.
Bradc42 t1_j7z604o wrote
Reply to Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
The woke mind virus has spread to orcas? Damn that stuff is contagious.
transientrans t1_j7z4x0p wrote
I did not think "KansasCity Bandicoot" as the mental image I had in my mind when I thought "hands and feet of Jesus."
Christians ruin everything they touch.
Arigato_MrRoboto t1_j7z409e wrote
Reply to comment by Dannon35 in Study shows instant noodles major cause of childhood scald injuries by tiltedpyramid
If they ban instant ramen I might have to form a militia.
Cam_knows_you t1_j7z3wkd wrote
BREAKING NEWS! Hot things can burn you and your children! Film at 11:00.
Cam_knows_you t1_j7z3pkq wrote
Reply to comment by Dannon35 in Study shows instant noodles major cause of childhood scald injuries by tiltedpyramid
You can have my ramen when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!
diagnosedwolf t1_j7z3no7 wrote
Reply to comment by Paradox_Dolphin in Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
> Obviously, they have no concept of the fact that a hairless land ape was causing all of this destruction
I wouldn’t be so sure of this. Whales are known to not only understand the impact humans have on their lives, they have changed intergeneral behaviour because of it.
There is a species of whale that used to sing loudly in the Arctic. It was heavily hunted in the 1800s, and thought to be extinct for a while in the 1900s because it wasn’t seen or heard for decades. Only when recording devices were left behind did the whales get “rediscovered”.
It turned out that the whales had straight-up learnt that humans were hunting them in boats, so they went quiet and hid when they perceived human presence. They taught their children how to do this, and every generation since.
Studies with other species of whales showed that they can perceive the difference between a research boat and a whaling ship.
TLDR: whales understand an awful lot
ScoobySergg t1_j7z38wp wrote
Reply to Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
Shoutout to moms
Bayoffun t1_j7z360k wrote
What a nutcase
jdsekula t1_j7zwptp wrote
Reply to Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
Damn, onioniest headline in a while. I’m literally tearing up.