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defusted t1_j85685v wrote
Didn't they just try to raise the voting age to 21? Hey kids, were not gonna let you vote but you can marry a pedophile.
defusted t1_j855zpz wrote
Reply to comment by Zehb-Mansour in Wyoming limiting child marriage sparks Republican outrage by zdzimmer987
He doesn't like that title, senior sounds too old for him.
Dagonet_the_Motley t1_j855vab wrote
Reply to comment by onyxblade42 in Missouri votes against banning children from carrying guns in public by VidE27
Because there are lots of people in a small area and more opportunity for conflict. There are also more targets
onyxblade42 t1_j855a6x wrote
Reply to comment by Dagonet_the_Motley in Missouri votes against banning children from carrying guns in public by VidE27
Why is it worse in a city?
Dagonet_the_Motley t1_j8555ov wrote
Reply to comment by onyxblade42 in Missouri votes against banning children from carrying guns in public by VidE27
Because arming children with guns in a city is incredibly dangerous and pointless?
Tyflyers t1_j85532n wrote
Reply to comment by Zehb-Mansour in Wyoming limiting child marriage sparks Republican outrage by zdzimmer987
He’s more into freshman and juniors as opposed to seniors
FuqLaCAQ OP t1_j8548x2 wrote
Reply to comment by tryingtodefendhim in Kansas City Chiefs Mascot Wants To Be 'The Hands And Feet Of Jesus' by FuqLaCAQ
As a Jays fan, I ask myself that every time the Yankees play the Red Sox.
fakelogin12345 t1_j851vm3 wrote
Reply to Customer who bought 2 coffees at Starbucks hit with an erroneous $4K tip, forcing family to postpone trip to Thailand by sprlte
I don’t get why people don’t just charge shit back on their credit card. At a minimum they would have had a temporary credit for the amount and they could have went on vacation.
blahbleh112233 t1_j851drt wrote
Reply to comment by BirdsbirdsBURDS in How did Spain spend €258 million on trains that don't fit its tunnels? by ContributionWhole850
Could also be that they bought the trains for the current tunnel dimensions. Tunnel dimensions change but no one bothers to think about the trains but that box has been checked
tryingtodefendhim t1_j84z69z wrote
Can both teams loose the game?
nzdennis t1_j84ybi0 wrote
"Donny, don't forget your gun on your way out to school, honey"
saraphilipp t1_j84x052 wrote
Reply to comment by colbat45 in Missouri votes against banning children from carrying guns in public by VidE27
Don't forget Arkansas.
MeanGreanHare t1_j84v4gc wrote
I understand the part about wanting to ban kids from carrying guns while unsupervised. A kid carrying a gun? questionable. A kid carrying a gun and his or her parents are not around? reckless and potentially dangerous.
My guess is that local governments will pass their own alternatives to this law. Cities and suburban areas, most likely.
I imagine that the article, being from The Guardian, is editorialized with a left-leaning spin on it to make the situation sound a certain way.
Zehb-Mansour t1_j84uz40 wrote
Is it true Wyoming Republicans brought in Matt Geatz as a senior adviser?
luckylebron t1_j84tt5x wrote
The title of the ages- way to go Missouri 👀
argl3bargl3 t1_j84tdw7 wrote
We intentionally govern wrong. As a joke.
Wonderdull t1_j84rpws wrote
Some Opuntias can survive a lot of winter. They have been in the wild (and spreading on their own) in Hungary too. Lack of rain might be an even bigger problem than rising temperatures, as long dry periods might give the cacti an advantage over the native flora.
Brewing_Tea t1_j84piuu wrote
They're not pro-life, they're thirsty
RockyMountainHigh- t1_j84n4um wrote
Hillbillies will be hillbillies.
AdkRaine11 t1_j84kveg wrote
Reply to comment by JefferyGoldberg in Missouri votes against banning children from carrying guns in public by VidE27
The kid who shot his teacher enters the chat…
druffischnuffi t1_j84jp8s wrote
Family planning
GhostalMedia t1_j84ixgs wrote
Reply to comment by JefferyGoldberg in Missouri votes against banning children from carrying guns in public by VidE27
Fucking around in the middle of nowhere is a wee bit different than downtown Saint Louis. A crowded city with America’s highest murder rate.
jamkoch t1_j84hd6i wrote
This is so parents can't be charged when their 6 yr old shoots the teacher. I'm wondering if their baptismal sponsors are responsible since they took the child's original sin at baptism.
soda-jerk t1_j84g8sc wrote
"... And here's a gun holster for your meth belt."
"Oh, I thought 'meth belt' was just a- "
"Nope."
onyxblade42 t1_j8568v0 wrote
Reply to comment by Dagonet_the_Motley in Missouri votes against banning children from carrying guns in public by VidE27
So people in rural areas can handle not sitting each other and behaving but that doesn't work in the city. Wonder why that it.