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Reply to comment by Malphos101 in Wyoming limiting child marriage sparks Republican outrage by zdzimmer987
For years I have been grasping for a meaningful explanation of modern conservative idealogy and its brazen hypocrisy. I think you have nailed it.
RiotingMoon t1_j85x8nr wrote
Reply to comment by cosmernaut420 in Wyoming limiting child marriage sparks Republican outrage by zdzimmer987
they he she ? I was agreeing with you.
cosmernaut420 t1_j85x5ll wrote
Reply to comment by RiotingMoon in Wyoming limiting child marriage sparks Republican outrage by zdzimmer987
I can't tell if you're agreeing with me or playing whataboutism. Maybe try fewer pronouns.
shanvanvook t1_j85x4z9 wrote
Can a political party have oppositional-defiant disorder? Is that still a thing?
it_swims t1_j85vlmz wrote
Reply to comment by IndsaetNavnHer in Missouri votes against banning children from carrying guns in public by VidE27
In some places, yes. Many very rural areas have pretty lax gun laws. It isn't uncommon to take a kid hunting or target shooting. I don't know the laws about adult supervision, though.
Sayoria t1_j85vaj2 wrote
Little boys with a doll? 'Massive problem!'
Little boys with a smith and wesson? 'Nothing more American!'
Nervous_Project6927 t1_j85tmk6 wrote
Reply to comment by Undead_Necromancer in Missouri votes against banning children from carrying guns in public by VidE27
public land is in the middle of no where and applies to a hunting sense, im pretty sure it doesnt apply to towns and city limits
xrufus7x t1_j85tinj wrote
Reply to comment by pie_ofthe_cream in Missouri votes against banning children from carrying guns in public by VidE27
>Some of these “hormone blockers” have been known to be used for failing liver treatments
Viagra is a heart medication. It is fairly common in medicine for things to have multiple applications. This information alone doesn't prove any particular point.
HolycommentMattman t1_j85te06 wrote
Reply to comment by shalafi71 in Wyoming limiting child marriage sparks Republican outrage by zdzimmer987
Well, they would repeal it. If they made another amendment saying that the voting age was 21, that would mean there are two conflicting amendments. So the only way to get the voting age back to 21 would be to repeal the 26th amendment (or amend it) to get rid of the 18 year old voting age.
Either way, it's not happening. I'm sure Vietnam vets aren't on board with this as they're the reason the voting age was lowered.
Korean_Sandwich t1_j85s1zc wrote
Reply to How did Spain spend €258 million on trains that don't fit its tunnels? by ContributionWhole850
Toronto built street cars that didn't fit platforms
IndsaetNavnHer t1_j85rlbs wrote
Non-american here... Are you allowed to be in possession of a gun as a child at all?
Bwadaboss t1_j85ri6z wrote
This country is going to fcking dogs I tell ya. Where is common sense?
RiotingMoon t1_j85rfip wrote
Reply to comment by cosmernaut420 in Wyoming limiting child marriage sparks Republican outrage by zdzimmer987
that's exactly the argument, same one they use to defend their celebrities
HDC3 t1_j85rdlg wrote
That's why they oppose abortion. If women abort where will they find child brides?
rustymacdonald t1_j85rctg wrote
Reply to comment by caucasoidape in Wyoming limiting child marriage sparks Republican outrage by zdzimmer987
Don't you know? Grooming is only bad if it is done in secret. Doing it in full view of society? Play on. /s
Keregi t1_j85r4bz wrote
Reply to comment by cmnorthauthor in Customer who bought 2 coffees at Starbucks hit with an erroneous $4K tip, forcing family to postpone trip to Thailand by sprlte
Congrats on being just as shitty as this guy.
Keregi t1_j85qzj6 wrote
Reply to Customer who bought 2 coffees at Starbucks hit with an erroneous $4K tip, forcing family to postpone trip to Thailand by sprlte
If he had only tipped… and checked his credit card statement. Any number of things could have alerted him to this quickly.
hedgerow_hank t1_j85qxxd wrote
Replugicants sure like sticking their dicks in children.
villis85 t1_j85qob4 wrote
Malphos101 t1_j85qj1g wrote
If you are confused why the GQP oppose this (among many other apparently hypocritical views) let me make their goals very simple for you:
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The in-group should be protected by the law but not bound by it.
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The out-groups should be bound by the law but not protected by it.
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Any law that increases in-group power and happiness or decreases out-group power and happiness is morally just and necessary for society to survive.
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Any law that decreases ingroup power and happiness or increases out-group power and happiness is morally evil and will lead to societies downfall.
Thats literally it. Every time you see a supposed GQP hypocrisy just check those 4 points again and you will see there is no hypocrisy, just a widespread public misunderstanding of their goals.
shalafi71 t1_j85p7um wrote
Reply to comment by HolycommentMattman in Wyoming limiting child marriage sparks Republican outrage by zdzimmer987
You got me thinking. It's not really the same difference is it? Just the same effort. And you're right, this country couldn't pass an amendment making it illegal to eat orphans.
TartarusFalls t1_j85p5au wrote
Rare win for my state.
Asphodelmercenary t1_j860kqg wrote
Reply to Missouri votes against banning children from carrying guns in public by VidE27
Republicans in Missouri want children to have guns and Republicans in Wyoming want to marry the children.
Are we going back to the 1850s when children with guns got married and stole cattle? Feels like it. People been watching too many Westerns. Bonanza and Little House on the Prairie are not realistic.