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listinglight778 t1_j88nm6l wrote
Reply to comment by OftheSorrowfulFace in Miami Daycare Accused of Putting Children in Blackface for Black History Month by Sandstorm400
Because people will go to absurd lengths to justify anti black racism
hldsnfrgr t1_j88g4dx wrote
Reply to India tried to rebrand Valentine’s Day as ‘Hug a Cow Day.’ Here’s how it went by Adrian-Wapcaplet
In my country, we renamed it Singles Appreciation Day.
nutzer001 t1_j88g0oy wrote
Reply to India tried to rebrand Valentine’s Day as ‘Hug a Cow Day.’ Here’s how it went by Adrian-Wapcaplet
In a country where cows equate to mother, there sure are a lot of motherlovers in the government.
onyxblade42 t1_j88ftk5 wrote
Reply to comment by officialbigrob in Missouri votes against banning children from carrying guns in public by VidE27
Why?
onyxblade42 t1_j88fsxh wrote
Reply to comment by officialbigrob in Missouri votes against banning children from carrying guns in public by VidE27
Strawman
Thialase t1_j88exv4 wrote
Reply to India tried to rebrand Valentine’s Day as ‘Hug a Cow Day.’ Here’s how it went by Adrian-Wapcaplet
these people are deranged =/
sharanyaaaaa t1_j88ccwl wrote
Reply to comment by Zoura3025 in India tried to rebrand Valentine’s Day as ‘Hug a Cow Day.’ Here’s how it went by Adrian-Wapcaplet
Please don't promote our shit government man
Street-Engineer-5079 t1_j8861an wrote
Reply to India tried to rebrand Valentine’s Day as ‘Hug a Cow Day.’ Here’s how it went by Adrian-Wapcaplet
Will cows be available on Tinder?
DirkBabypunch t1_j884j9l wrote
Reply to comment by HolycommentMattman in Wyoming limiting child marriage sparks Republican outrage by zdzimmer987
They might not be able to just repeal it. We had to make the 21st Amendment to get rid of the 18th. I think it was 18 and 21. The Prohibition bookends.
pie_ofthe_cream t1_j884cu1 wrote
Reply to comment by xrufus7x in Missouri votes against banning children from carrying guns in public by VidE27
Lol good luck debating with yourself
AgencyDelicious1933 t1_j87vvpj wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in How did Spain spend €258 million on trains that don't fit its tunnels? by ContributionWhole850
Are you worried they're getting teeny rubbers?
Fink665 t1_j87vvls wrote
They can kill adults but can’t terminate a clump of cells?
TiborJankovsky t1_j87un0h wrote
Reply to comment by misdirected_asshole in Miami Daycare Accused of Putting Children in Blackface for Black History Month by Sandstorm400
Exact conversation I’ve had with a Dutch friend! 🙃
Chaincat22 t1_j87tcds wrote
Reply to comment by Malphos101 in Wyoming limiting child marriage sparks Republican outrage by zdzimmer987
Important note to consider, in-group out-group isn't necessarily race, sex, orientation, religion, etc, it's just them, specifically. The politicians and lawmakers. I'm reminded of the first they came poem by Martin Niemoller. First they came for the muslims. Then they came for the gays. Then they came for the women. Then they came for the trans. Now they come for the children. If they haven't gotten to you yet, don't worry, they will in due time if you fail to act before there is no one left to act with you
DuePomegranate t1_j87sm4b wrote
Reply to comment by breighvehart in Miami Daycare Accused of Putting Children in Blackface for Black History Month by Sandstorm400
I was replying to someone who wrote “as if blackface isn’t offensive in the rest of the world”.
robbysmithky t1_j87rwzb wrote
Reply to comment by Mississimia in Customer who bought 2 coffees at Starbucks hit with an erroneous $4K tip, forcing family to postpone trip to Thailand by sprlte
Most of these POS systems with these tip options are shady. Some you aren't even presented with a no tip option up front and have to select other options to give no tip. If I have to I'll start carrying cash again so I don't have to deal with this crap.
Mds_02 t1_j87qv2h wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in What’s the Correct Color of Bees? In Austria, It’s a Toxic Topic. by MySixSense
Jesus Christ. Thanks for finishing with the Quokka, but that millipede is gonna give me nightmares.
breighvehart t1_j87qapf wrote
Reply to comment by DuePomegranate in Miami Daycare Accused of Putting Children in Blackface for Black History Month by Sandstorm400
Because why would BLACKface be offensive to Asian people?
Raiden115X t1_j87pq7j wrote
Reply to India tried to rebrand Valentine’s Day as ‘Hug a Cow Day.’ Here’s how it went by Adrian-Wapcaplet
That's great. I love tender steak on Valentine's.
GetlostMaps t1_j87pk8p wrote
Reply to comment by Mds_02 in What’s the Correct Color of Bees? In Austria, It’s a Toxic Topic. by MySixSense
The giant millipede isn't quite that big, the bat is bigger, but it's the Quokka that smiles like a person.
Sunapr1 t1_j87oz9t wrote
Reply to comment by myteddybelly in India tried to rebrand Valentine’s Day as ‘Hug a Cow Day.’ Here’s how it went by Adrian-Wapcaplet
Haha 😅 thankfully government with the outrage discarded the notice
Mds_02 t1_j87ou8x wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in What’s the Correct Color of Bees? In Austria, It’s a Toxic Topic. by MySixSense
You could tell me you have 50 foot millipedes with bat wings and human faces and I’d believe you at this point. Australia is fucking wild, man.
Zoura3025 t1_j87oc27 wrote
Reply to India tried to rebrand Valentine’s Day as ‘Hug a Cow Day.’ Here’s how it went by Adrian-Wapcaplet
I would LOVE a day where I get to hug cows!
Etroarl55 t1_j87mnjr wrote
Reply to comment by rood_sandstorm in Wyoming limiting child marriage sparks Republican outrage by zdzimmer987
Someone post the mad gatez clip
Minhplumb t1_j88te94 wrote
Reply to comment by Ground2ChairMissile in Miami Daycare Accused of Putting Children in Blackface for Black History Month by Sandstorm400
I need an example of a completely innocent phrase I as an English speaker can make in front of a native Australian that would cause offense?