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reverendjesus t1_j8axyrx wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
Twitter is blocking the story lol
reverendjesus t1_j8axxn4 wrote
wicklowdave t1_j8axosf wrote
Reply to comment by Safety_Drance in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
when you were in school did you never learn the difference between 'then' and 'than'?
tlokjock t1_j8axhrr wrote
Looks like he was caught with his pants down!
Safety_Drance t1_j8awm6r wrote
As an aside, it's so silly seeing world leaders in cowboy hats.
It's such an American cultural thing that it's really hard to take them seriously. I'd be way more interested in why they decided to wear that hat than anything they have to say about peeing themselves.
Frankenmuppet t1_j8awlcq wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
I likely never would have known that Salva Kiir, the President of South Sudan, wet himself in public if only Salva Kiir hadn't arrested journalists afterward
designer_farts t1_j8aw3fx wrote
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NoSpeekInglish t1_j8aslny wrote
Reply to comment by Street-Engineer-5079 in India tried to rebrand Valentine’s Day as ‘Hug a Cow Day.’ Here’s how it went by Adrian-Wapcaplet
Not in India.🚫🥩
likeasirjohn t1_j8as8wt wrote
This is not the full story! There was a seventh journalist who "got the shot" and made the whole event look very appealing and hella sexy. These other six should be excecuted for their failures...ok, end scene..everything I have said here is an uninformed lie.
InternetPeon t1_j8ar83u wrote
Streisand effect fully engaged.
Boom-Roasted_ t1_j8a88s9 wrote
Reply to comment by Retarded_TurtIe in India tried to rebrand Valentine’s Day as ‘Hug a Cow Day.’ Here’s how it went by Adrian-Wapcaplet
Lmao truuuuu
Significant_Radish86 t1_j89wxuo wrote
Reply to Miami Daycare Accused of Putting Children in Blackface for Black History Month by Sandstorm400
Florida just gets worse.
PriscillaRain t1_j89sf3h wrote
Reply to comment by Ground2ChairMissile in Miami Daycare Accused of Putting Children in Blackface for Black History Month by Sandstorm400
So no one in the daycare knew this was a bad idea?
Night_Runner t1_j89nvc6 wrote
Reply to India tried to rebrand Valentine’s Day as ‘Hug a Cow Day.’ Here’s how it went by Adrian-Wapcaplet
"Cow Vigilante Crimes" is the name of my next band.
Ground2ChairMissile t1_j896kva wrote
Reply to comment by ThemDawgsIsHell2 in Miami Daycare Accused of Putting Children in Blackface for Black History Month by Sandstorm400
Ignorance and a lack of intelligence are not the same thing.
Pretending a stranger equated them when they did not would be an example of something stupid.
ThemDawgsIsHell2 t1_j8953pk wrote
Reply to comment by Ground2ChairMissile in Miami Daycare Accused of Putting Children in Blackface for Black History Month by Sandstorm400
There’s a common misconception among stupid people that immigrants aren’t intelligent. Not true and also super prejudicial.
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Reply to comment by OftheSorrowfulFace in Miami Daycare Accused of Putting Children in Blackface for Black History Month by Sandstorm400
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Reply to comment by Retarded_TurtIe in India tried to rebrand Valentine’s Day as ‘Hug a Cow Day.’ Here’s how it went by Adrian-Wapcaplet
😂😂😂
spaghettischolar t1_j891927 wrote
Reply to India tried to rebrand Valentine’s Day as ‘Hug a Cow Day.’ Here’s how it went by Adrian-Wapcaplet
At least it's not cow shit fight day
India is fucking weird
Retarded_TurtIe t1_j890p8g wrote
Reply to comment by Street-Engineer-5079 in India tried to rebrand Valentine’s Day as ‘Hug a Cow Day.’ Here’s how it went by Adrian-Wapcaplet
They already are...
xrufus7x t1_j8903nv wrote
Reply to comment by pie_ofthe_cream in Missouri votes against banning children from carrying guns in public by VidE27
Just FYI, asking for verification of claims isn't debating.
Ok-Row-6131 t1_j88v7jp wrote
Reply to comment by ooone-orkye in India tried to rebrand Valentine’s Day as ‘Hug a Cow Day.’ Here’s how it went by Adrian-Wapcaplet
I can't figure out why the internet would cause this to backfire, I really can't /s.
Zap478 OP t1_j8ayq35 wrote
Reply to comment by designer_farts in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
I would piss myself too hearing a national anthem that bad