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SubstantialFigment t1_j8bkwoc wrote
Reply to comment by PatrickAplomb in Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
Seems like something that would be good at the federal level
NaterBater2011 t1_j8bkv1a wrote
Reply to Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
I'm waiting for Fox News to respond with a counter offensive argument against these Democrats.
"DeMoCrAts wOnt LeT U gET ciHPPed"
PatrickAplomb t1_j8bkixw wrote
Reply to Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
Seems reasonable
Appropriate-Okra-937 t1_j8bjjxp wrote
Reply to comment by rood_sandstorm in Wyoming limiting child marriage sparks Republican outrage by zdzimmer987
Did you just assume their gender???
Appropriate-Okra-937 t1_j8bjdot wrote
It weird they are fighting about this, Dems are saying teenagers aren't mature enough for marriage. Why are some encouraging baby's as young as 6 to transition because they know how they feel. I can't support child marriage. Even for religious freedom teenager aren't just marrying each other I imagine. I'd like to find the bill. You have to try to read these things sometimes, there is all way a ton of crazy things in them, like inflation reduction act, it basically the green new deal in disguise. Nothing about reducing inflation in any real way.
AssociateJaded3931 t1_j8bi1pl wrote
Reply to Taliban fighters who moved to Kabul are ‘bored’ and fed up with traffic by Ruiner_Of_Things
When will Afghanistan get fed up with the Taliban?
Safety_Drance t1_j8bdm5h wrote
Reply to comment by wicklowdave in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
>I told you a while ago my work was done.
I have no idea who you are. I am a very inclusive person and if you want to talk about shit that's going on with you I'm tote's down. I would certainly appreciate not spreading completely nonsensical bullshit about me, but if you need to do that to feel good about yourself then you do you!
pichael288 t1_j8bcqx6 wrote
Reply to comment by Frankenmuppet in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
So sad what happened to Frankenmuppet. Shot himself in the head while falling off the roof of his apartment building while overdosing on sleeping pills. rest in peace guy.
wicklowdave t1_j8bbzrx wrote
Reply to comment by Safety_Drance in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
No, you don't call the shots in this one. I told you a while ago my work was done. You're not interesting enough to bother any more time with.
Safety_Drance t1_j8baaqo wrote
Reply to comment by wicklowdave in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
> It couldn't have been.
Please elaborate on that thought.
wicklowdave t1_j8b9p5f wrote
Reply to comment by Safety_Drance in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
it wasn't an accident though. It couldn't have been.
Safety_Drance t1_j8b8ytz wrote
Reply to comment by wicklowdave in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
> No, it's more that I get triggered by ostensibly smart comments betraying themselves by their failures in grammar and still expecting to be taken seriously.
No, you're in this now. Because my accidental misspelling of a word where we both understood the context and meaning triggered you to the point of EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT A PERSON MISSPLEED A WQORD1!
GetlostMaps t1_j8b8pjv wrote
This story is older than a Utah bridle party.
lakeghost t1_j8b7j8b wrote
I’ll admit that I didn’t expect bee racism to be a problem but then again I run into people who think different colors of Labradors are different breeds.
wicklowdave t1_j8b6c8r wrote
Reply to comment by Safety_Drance in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
> Now you have my eyes on you
lol.
> looking for some way to harass someone
No, it's more that I get triggered by ostensibly smart comments betraying themselves by their failures in grammar and still expecting to be taken seriously.
But moving on - I've shared some knowledge that hopefully you'll take on board. My work is done here.
Safety_Drance t1_j8b445s wrote
Reply to comment by wicklowdave in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
You are a bully. You were looking for some way to harass someone and if it hadn't been me it would have been someone else. Now you have my eyes on you and awareness that you exist.
kaboose286 t1_j8b3t65 wrote
Reply to comment by Oshden in 3 US tourists stabbed in popular Puerto Rican neighborhood by gumbyrocks
My guess is because every Puerto Rico stabbing victim is an American stabbing victim, but people act like Puerto Rico citizens aren't American.
I'm not saying it's good satire, but my guess is this is what they meant
wicklowdave t1_j8b3asi wrote
Reply to comment by passinghere in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
It wasn't a typo.
wicklowdave t1_j8b32m6 wrote
Reply to comment by Safety_Drance in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
Pretty certain.
Whatever the case, 'then' refers to a point in time. 'Than' is used to compare things. It's pretty fundamental knowledge in English.
I'm sorry your teachers failed you.
passinghere t1_j8b2hsf wrote
Reply to comment by wicklowdave in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
You could have simply pointed out the typo instead of insulting the person by suggesting they never learnt the difference.
There's a vast difference between making a typo and not understand the difference between 2 words and you instantly jump to insulting them instead of simply taking it as a typo and being polite about it
Safety_Drance t1_j8b1mo5 wrote
Reply to comment by wicklowdave in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
> lol what? That has nothing to do with the question I asked.
Are you sure about that?
wicklowdave t1_j8b11zb wrote
Reply to comment by Safety_Drance in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
lol what? That has nothing to do with the question I asked.
Did you go to one of those tragically underfunded schools in Alabama or Tennessee?
Safety_Drance t1_j8azp2c wrote
Reply to comment by wicklowdave in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
How were you at talking to other people? Was that a subject you were strong in?
DanFuckingSchneider t1_j8azjhw wrote
Reply to comment by Safety_Drance in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
Would you be surprised to learn that it was a gift from George W. Bush? Because I think it just makes it funnier
JimC29 t1_j8bm2l9 wrote
Reply to Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
How many times is this going to get posted here?