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Mitthrawnuruo t1_j8c3ugd wrote
Reply to comment by iammaxhailme in Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
There is absolutely no justification for an employer to be allowed require specific health interventions or body modifications.
Be it Covid vaccine. Or an abortion. Or having a baby. Or a circumcision. Or a tattoo with all your health information so they can pull access it in an emergency.
If you want to have a heart attack and die, well, that is your right; as long as you’re of sound mind you can refuse to seek care. It isn’t your employer’s business.
They pay you for a job. You do the job.
They want to have a say in what you do when you’re not at work? Fine. Pay 24/7/365; if I’m always on the clock you can pay me not to have a beer as a condition of employment.
But if I punch out at 5, what I do at 5:01 isn’t any of your damned business.
avatinfernus t1_j8c3ldk wrote
Reply to RCMP officer resigns after attempting to hunt the caribou illegally while on duty by cornerzcan
How do you shoot at a caribou and wind up hitting your own car?
beaucephus t1_j8c2umk wrote
Reply to comment by DeaDGoDXIV in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
In Russia people accidentally fall out of windows after shooting themselves in the head twice with a rifle and then make sure to lock the window from the inside after they jump.
ElectroFlannelGore t1_j8c0zsk wrote
Reply to comment by fastrthnu in RCMP officer resigns after attempting to hunt the caribou illegally while on duty by cornerzcan
#THE
Caribou State University
BedWilling4093 t1_j8c0i1t wrote
Reply to comment by myteddybelly in India tried to rebrand Valentine’s Day as ‘Hug a Cow Day.’ Here’s how it went by Adrian-Wapcaplet
Maybe learn how to treat women. But I somehow don't think that will happen .they still gang raping little girls?. Fucking pigs
BedWilling4093 t1_j8c09d7 wrote
Reply to India tried to rebrand Valentine’s Day as ‘Hug a Cow Day.’ Here’s how it went by Adrian-Wapcaplet
Lots of pregnant cows I bet.
HikeAnywhere t1_j8c03nw wrote
Reply to comment by MeanGreanHare in Missouri votes against banning children from carrying guns in public by VidE27
Fox News posted the identical article... https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/politics/missouri-house-votes-against-limits-minors-carrying-guns.amp
fastrthnu t1_j8bzscj wrote
asumfuck t1_j8by6eu wrote
Reply to comment by the_simurgh in Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
they've never been afraid. They noticed their under educated demographic was afraid when there wasn't any viability to it. Now that technology has advanced, to a certain point, and it is usable to a degree. There is money to be made, so they'll be flipping their opinions immediately
MrZero3229 t1_j8bxqsi wrote
Reply to comment by Grouchy_Ad4351 in RCMP officer resigns after attempting to hunt the caribou illegally while on duty by cornerzcan
Sprinkle some crack on him!
iammaxhailme t1_j8bwm0y wrote
Reply to Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
inb4 some shithead goes "BuT tHeY cAn mAke YoU gEt a CoViD VaCcInE"
Grouchy_Ad4351 t1_j8bvg7g wrote
Reply to comment by InflamedLiver in RCMP officer resigns after attempting to hunt the caribou illegally while on duty by cornerzcan
While standing over the body I am sure the officer would claim the beast was resisting arrest...
InflamedLiver t1_j8bu7k0 wrote
Reply to RCMP officer resigns after attempting to hunt the caribou illegally while on duty by cornerzcan
Even Canadian police incompetence is kind of adorable
DeaDGoDXIV t1_j8bsoxl wrote
Reply to comment by pichael288 in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
I thought that only happened in Russia?
the_simurgh t1_j8bqor1 wrote
Reply to Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
why are the republicans down in alabama allowing this i mean for fuck sakes the crazy sob's have been afraid of getting micro-chipped by the government before it was even possible to do it.
ddr1ver t1_j8bqgij wrote
Reply to Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
Why would they need to microchip you? They can just give you a company phone.
Safety_Drance t1_j8bq4pv wrote
Reply to comment by Standalone2 in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
> I think this photo and the video where he wet himself are from different events. Also wearing of hats is still common in Africa
I'm super interested in your thought process on posting this comment. Like he wet himself but didn't have a hat on? The dictator to hat/urine economy is a bit of a mystery to us in the western world.
[deleted] t1_j8bpk5z wrote
Reply to comment by NaterBater2011 in Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
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Standalone2 t1_j8bp746 wrote
Reply to comment by Safety_Drance in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
I think this photo and the video where he wet himself are from different events. Also wearing of hats is still common in Africa (maybe indoors is bad form though). This is a repost by the way.
DingleHopperXX t1_j8boy7g wrote
Reply to comment by DanFuckingSchneider in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
Lmao of course. Prob gave tons of people cowboy hats
menlindorn t1_j8boay3 wrote
Reply to comment by NaterBater2011 in Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
If republicans want to get themselves chipped...
jayfeather31 t1_j8bnrlg wrote
Reply to Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
This appears reasonable, and still leaves open the possibility for voluntary microchipping.
ArenjiTheLootGod t1_j8bnlu3 wrote
Reply to comment by reverendjesus in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
Elmo never met an authoritarian whose dick he didn't want to suck.
Tejon_Melero t1_j8bmvvn wrote
Do me a favor. Is this the nation that Manute Bol spent all his money to build?
Who are the baddies here? Is this a religious conflict that created a humanitarian crisis, or more?
gerkletoss t1_j8c3y42 wrote
Reply to comment by PatrickAplomb in Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
I suspect it's already illegal