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Wiley_Applebottom t1_j8cyu1d wrote
Reply to comment by Terrafire123 in Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
They have to feed cattle
Mitthrawnuruo t1_j8cyi76 wrote
Reply to comment by Ozzith in Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
All 5 of them do
foege t1_j8cy6r1 wrote
Reply to comment by Terrafire123 in Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
Thats so offensive, of course companies dont want to treat their employees like cattle.
The goal is actually to treat employees like caged chicken.
Hippobu2 t1_j8cmcb6 wrote
Is that the hat Bush gave him?
[deleted] t1_j8ckm28 wrote
Reply to Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
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Terrafire123 t1_j8ckjxt wrote
Reply to comment by ddr1ver in Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
This. A company phone can do everything a microchip can do (2FA, tracking, etc.) and is far less invasive and dehumanizing.... And it's cheaper too.
What possible real-world use-case could there be for this? Aside from wanting to treat your employees like cattle by branding them.
[deleted] t1_j8ckjfi wrote
Reply to comment by Frankenmuppet in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
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count023 t1_j8cjzyg wrote
Reply to comment by Frankenmuppet in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
ah, so thats who his name is. And he wet himself you say? and he's the president of South Sudan no less. I must watch this video for no other reason than it appears to be important enough to be denied viewing by the subject.
Vanguard100216 t1_j8ci1de wrote
Reply to comment by avatinfernus in RCMP officer resigns after attempting to hunt the caribou illegally while on duty by cornerzcan
I assume he didn't get out, maybe?
fdxrobot t1_j8chj2j wrote
Reply to comment by the_simurgh in Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
Allowing WHAT exactly??
“Chestnut said he wasn't aware of any Alabama companies that have tried to require microchips, but he got the idea after reading about a company in Wisconsin that offered the devices for employees.”
The author got the idea off some article he “read” and said “gosh, what if they FORCED folks next?!” There’s no risk.
MegavirusOfDoom t1_j8ch2ga wrote
Reply to comment by PatrickAplomb in Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
I thought they just microchip pets?
Tejon_Melero t1_j8cfvkn wrote
Reply to comment by Forever_Overthinking in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
Safe bet for pee pants. Is pee pants a cover story to smear the right side? Should we all be mocking a pissed pants new dictator?
Did I misread a huge figure struggle to free his people to get to this? Is this all propaganda?
I'm betting this is a huge religious and tribal war I have no business commenting on and has limited coverage because of reasons
Forever_Overthinking t1_j8cfpoq wrote
Reply to comment by Tejon_Melero in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
Yeah, I find it really hard to keep track of this stuff. Here's a protip I've been using for a couple years now.
The baddies are the ones arresting journalists for reporting things that happened.
elnath54 t1_j8cdf8j wrote
Reply to comment by Asphodelmercenary in Missouri votes against banning children from carrying guns in public by VidE27
Maybe the Missouri kids need guns to protect themselves from Wyoming Republican child marriers/ molesters?
Nopenothu t1_j8cbovg wrote
Reply to How did Spain spend €258 million on trains that don't fit its tunnels? by ContributionWhole850
Two words, Government bureaucrats, no more needs to be said.
MansfromDaVinci t1_j8cacd8 wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
you have parties for horse headgear in Utah?
ChanThe4th t1_j8caazt wrote
Reply to RCMP officer resigns after attempting to hunt the caribou illegally while on duty by cornerzcan
Give him the job back and fire all the roided out creeps that ask young girls for favors to get out of tickets.
MadRoboticist t1_j8ca0s3 wrote
Reply to Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
This has to already be illegal, right? ...right?
Chardradio t1_j8c943p wrote
Good ol' piss-pants
xgbsss t1_j8c7mvb wrote
Reply to India tried to rebrand Valentine’s Day as ‘Hug a Cow Day.’ Here’s how it went by Adrian-Wapcaplet
The hugged cows were unmooved.
Ximidar t1_j8c7c6w wrote
Reply to comment by NaterBater2011 in Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
Turns out the 5G vaccine was available all along
Ozzith t1_j8c5whg wrote
Reply to comment by Mitthrawnuruo in Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
One of these things involves public health and a communicable disease.
besart365 t1_j8c4bt4 wrote
Reply to Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
Can someone point out to Qanon?
throwaway66778889 t1_j8czo03 wrote
Reply to comment by fdxrobot in Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
There are absolutely companies using RFID chips in employees. To my knowledge it’s voluntary in the US (link to the example he read. Or “read”?) but I believe there is a European company that tried to mandate it. I’ll try to look it up.
I’m unsure why you’re doubting the risk of this? I could totally see a tech company like Tesla making this a thing.