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ToughSpitfire t1_j8esx30 wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Dude who ever thought this was a good Idea needs a crash course on common sense.
aneeta96 t1_j8esux8 wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Florida, where teaching about slavery is a felony and black face is acceptable.
ghloperr t1_j8esja4 wrote
Reply to comment by velifer in After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
By "the plot of a movie they helped to make" the article is talking about a real movie that real people from Ohio acted as extras in. Not that they metaphorically "helped" create the actual accident. I don't think anyone is blaming Ohio voters for the fact that national regulators sided with railroad lobbyists.
TheNotNiceAccount t1_j8erzby wrote
Reply to comment by pichael288 in Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478
Reminds me of this brilliant scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcIvo6H-rqQ
sanjsrik t1_j8eq94f wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
It's florida. Keep curtailing what can be taught in school.
anal_opera t1_j8eq09v wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Sounds like a Florida thing to do. Now that books are a felony they're just gonna get increasingly dumber.
MacNuggetts t1_j8epgc9 wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Ok, but who thought that was a good idea?
velifer t1_j8epe6j wrote
Reply to After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
We all helped to make.
We allowed corporate capture of any regulatory functions of railroads, letting the industry self-regulate and dictate legislation, and we haven't repealed Taft Hartley. We allow our political leaders to strongarm rail workers because they're still in the pockets of the robber barons. We bail out troubled companies, and put the burden of losses on the taxpayers if there's a spill.
It's another example of American progress: socialize the risks, privatize the profits.
This isn't a surprise. The book that movie was based on was written in 1985.
Famos_Amos t1_j8enylx wrote
Reply to After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
Immediately made me think of the China Syndrome.
alfalfafel t1_j8efo6r wrote
MeanGreanHare t1_j8e968q wrote
Reply to comment by ballpoint169 in RCMP officer resigns after attempting to hunt the caribou illegally while on duty by cornerzcan
Get another hoodie.
ballpoint169 t1_j8e87n3 wrote
Reply to comment by ListersLament in RCMP officer resigns after attempting to hunt the caribou illegally while on duty by cornerzcan
people read my RHCP hoodie as something relating to child porn
ListersLament t1_j8e607j wrote
Reply to RCMP officer resigns after attempting to hunt the caribou illegally while on duty by cornerzcan
Always read RCMP as RedHotChilliPeppers - every. Damn. Time!
user745786 t1_j8e4vmc wrote
Reply to Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
They ran out of problems to address so they had to make up problems. No racism, low obesity rates, great healthcare, highly ranked education, etc. What a wonderful state!
Kjaeve t1_j8e3iiq wrote
Reply to After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
I’ve been waiting for someone to talk about this. Literally just watched this last month - couldn’t believe it when I saw the news. Wild
PM_ME_ASS_OR_GRASS t1_j8e2omf wrote
Reply to comment by avatinfernus in RCMP officer resigns after attempting to hunt the caribou illegally while on duty by cornerzcan
Not sure, but you'd better try again to find out
AmbassadorOfZleebuhr t1_j8e0mrn wrote
Reply to After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
Predictive programming
SunchaserKandri t1_j8dxzuq wrote
Reply to comment by the_simurgh in Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
Because they genuinely want a fascist surveillance state, and step one of their playbook is to accuse the opposition of doing whatever they are already doing or want to do.
peensteen t1_j8dww10 wrote
Reply to Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
When you start hearing Keanu Reeves in your head bitching about corporations, you know that you definitely got the wrong kind of chip.
Noritzu t1_j8dpwfi wrote
Reply to Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
I’m just saying I would never allow an employer to chip me. I can’t imagine the population would ever reach a point where they would be ok with that.
Poguemohon t1_j8dl7ze wrote
Reply to Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
As long as there isn't a mask mandate to get chipped.
the_simurgh t1_j8dfn3n wrote
Reply to comment by fdxrobot in Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
if you think it takes actual attempts to enrage the evangelical right then sir you do not understand the evangelical right at all.
Extectic t1_j8d0s58 wrote
Reply to Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
I mean, I'd rather quit than tbe microchipped, so there's that.
AmeeAndCookie t1_j8czsz6 wrote
Reply to Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
Bodily autonomy is a basic democratic right.
Rootbeer48 t1_j8et2sa wrote
Reply to After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
The right is having a field day with this and the UFO's. its funny watching them meltdown.