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PraiseLoptous t1_j8feeh8 wrote
Reply to comment by AmbassadorOfZleebuhr in After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
It’s an adaptation of a novel from 1985.
Prinzka t1_j8fagxq wrote
Reply to comment by velifer in After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
Wow, calling someone autistic as a defense for you misinterpreting a headline is an unexpected turn of events.
Noctudeit t1_j8f8p8p wrote
Reply to comment by MacNuggetts in Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Sounds like a Michael Scott idea.
Rosebunse t1_j8f7wvc wrote
Reply to comment by MacNuggetts in Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Someone who didn't have to clean the kids up afterwards.
Rosebunse t1_j8f7t7a wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Not only is this racist, but it's also just a mess. Can you even imagine cleaning that paint off? It would stain clothes, your sink. Fuck, I would be pissed!
aaronappleseed t1_j8f62a6 wrote
Reply to After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
The movie is White Noise (2022) on Netflix. It stars Adam Driver and Greta Gerwig and is written and directed by Noah Baumbach. It's an absurdist comedy and I thought it was aight.
aaronappleseed t1_j8f5rbt wrote
Reply to comment by Kjaeve in After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
I watched it last week and then I see the news!
isekai-coffee t1_j8f5a4o wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
on brand for floridians
bakalaka25 t1_j8f3ldd wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Good ol Florida (wo)man...
Sensitive_Maybe_6578 t1_j8f3cnw wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Fucking Florida
ghloperr t1_j8f2bkt wrote
Reply to comment by velifer in After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
I get what you are saying, we all had high school English classes (you also use way too many words to make your point so I bet you might have even had an AP class or two), but it is incredibly stupid of you to think that the author of the article is saying that the regular citizens of Ohio "helped make" this disaster. Nobody would ever imply such a thing because it makes no sense.
Half of the article is literally just talking about how the current situation is similar to the plot of the movie.
FenrirIII t1_j8f20yz wrote
Reply to comment by Camel_of_Bactria in After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
It's been building for years with deregulation and corporate greed.
Xyrus2000 t1_j8f1qed wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Good ol' Floribama.
Crooked_Cock t1_j8f075z wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Just a normal day in florida by the looks of it
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j8f0518 wrote
Reply to comment by MacNuggetts in Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
"Imitation is the greatest form of flattery", they said...
preparationh67 t1_j8ezqs8 wrote
Reply to comment by fdxrobot in Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
I mean, reading about something new and then being like "hmmm this could be misused in a way I dont think is illegal enough yet, lets get ahead of that" isn't exactly bad especially when its often complained that technology too often outpaces the legal systems ability to protect people.
staticishock96 t1_j8ezhn4 wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
This is so dumb I laughed and I'm black.
andre6682 t1_j8eybk9 wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
well, transraciality is one of the new things i guess
velifer t1_j8exsxr wrote
Reply to comment by ghloperr in After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
By "we all helped to make" the comment you replied to is talking about the larger context that goes beyond the simple irony of a movie and discusses the tragic irony of the current regulatory state of this sector of the transportation industry.
It is similar to the literary device of motif, where a recurring theme or element is present that helps to explore themes.
Perhaps you could pay closer attention to context clues. It might help you relate to your world and others in it more positively. Speech and language therapy often is beneficial to those with ASD.
edit: and u/ghloperr, you're more committed to your ignorance than I thought. But hey, do what feels good.
Bawbawian t1_j8evu73 wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Man the news is really trying to convince me that there are schools in Florida.
I have a really hard time believing it.
Right-Huckleberry574 t1_j8eutig wrote
Musetrigger t1_j8eueky wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
In Florida, you can wear black-face, but you're not allowed to understand why it's wrong, under penalty of torture.
Camel_of_Bactria t1_j8euebi wrote
Reply to After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
Pretty impressive how quickly we're witnessing the results of our government crushing the railroad union a couple months ago
Musetrigger t1_j8etoic wrote
Reply to Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
Reps: "THE VACCINE IS MICROCHIPPED! THEY'LL STEAL OUR FREEDOM"
Also Reps: "Let's put microchips in the working class so we can steal their freedom!"
bdrwr t1_j8ff0t1 wrote
Reply to The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
But they're made using way less material