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krazycitizen t1_j8gmou2 wrote
Reply to After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
i think there's another one about a runaway train in (very) roughly the same area...
Unstoppable...with Denzel Washington and Chris Pine
Opposite_Attitude941 t1_j8glqik wrote
This reminds me of the Smothers Brothers skit. So damn funny." I fell into a vat of chocolate".
MrGrirch t1_j8glkrw wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
Breaking news: redditor can't read
openly_gray t1_j8gl85a wrote
Death by chocolate (almost, fortunately)
davewhitebarber t1_j8gkgj2 wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
The luxury is being able to throw them away vs washing out a diva cup
gerkletoss t1_j8gkc03 wrote
Reply to comment by planet_irata in Mars Wrigley fined after workers fall into vat of chocolate by Known_Corgi
That was before the safety regulations were put in place for rivers of molten chocolate
DebiMoonfae t1_j8gkau0 wrote
Insert Willy Wonka joke here
WattageWood t1_j8gjlrf wrote
You know OSHA wasn't impressed when the other employees started singing.
Muchablat t1_j8gj5pt wrote
There’s a special place in hell for people that mess with the weinermobile.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j8gitzs wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Black History Month seems to lead to more racism complaints than other months.
dvdmaven t1_j8gi8md wrote
What to do when you fall in a vat of chocolate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4qJ5Za6zY Smothers Brothers
Slamtilt_Windmills t1_j8gi8g7 wrote
Ah, Augustus Gloomp, will you never learn?
planet_irata t1_j8gi556 wrote
So now they're dolling out fines? Where were the fines when Augustus Gloop fell into the chocolate river?
PoopyOleMan t1_j8ghwf1 wrote
TIL how the m&m peeps were made
BenWallace04 t1_j8ghhoh wrote
We’re just trying to find the guy who did this!
Crumbdizzle t1_j8gdjcb wrote
Reply to India tried to rebrand Valentine’s Day as ‘Hug a Cow Day.’ Here’s how it went by Adrian-Wapcaplet
100s of cows were sexually assaulted by Indian men?
GinnyMcJuicy t1_j8gdg83 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
No it's not. Did you read it?
GinnyMcJuicy t1_j8gdbjj wrote
Reply to comment by SmackEh in The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
If you read the article, the cheap stuff is taxed more than the high end stuff.
Mommasandthellamas t1_j8gd38t wrote
Reply to comment by Noctudeit in Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Scott's tots ?
spoke2 t1_j8gc2ek wrote
Reply to comment by UncleVoodooo in The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
🏅
great_gastly t1_j8gc1hz wrote
Reply to comment by ToughSpitfire in Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
They likely didn't know about blackface because we, on a whole, don't like talking about the history of racism in the US in structured classes in schools.
great_gastly t1_j8gbwl2 wrote
Reply to comment by MacNuggetts in Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
I'm guessing they didn't receive lectures/classes about racism in their own education before doing this lol.
velifer t1_j8g9kms wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
That certainly changed the world.
Sasquatch-fu t1_j8g9gp0 wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Florida here on a roll trying to one up themselves in absurdities for black history month
Adamvs_Maximvs t1_j8gmqqj wrote
Reply to Mars Wrigley fined after workers fall into vat of chocolate by Known_Corgi
Oompah loompah doompety dah One more violation under OSHA
Ooompah loompah doompety dine Mars will not care theyll just pay the fine.