Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
timeforaroast t1_j8h9cxk wrote
Reply to comment by RacoonSmuggler in The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
There’s a joke here somewhere but I’m probably not the best person to go about it
UPGRADED_BUTTHOLE t1_j8h879p wrote
Reply to After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
I'm in PA and I could smell it.
Midian1369 t1_j8h4em5 wrote
I really want to put a gif of Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes here, because that's how I feel almost everytime I read or hear what my government thinks....
[deleted] t1_j8h3s1e wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
HOW IS THIS KIND OF SHIT STILL HAPPENING
ivapeooo t1_j8h2ll9 wrote
arent they already?
Gh0stMan0nThird t1_j8h26a7 wrote
Reply to comment by davewhitebarber in The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
I am forever traumatized by those cups because of the time my ex left one in the trash and one of her dogs found it.
I thought it was a yogurt lid or something when I got it away from him.
GetlostMaps t1_j8h1aed wrote
Stop fucking reposting this
[deleted] t1_j8h02gp wrote
Reply to comment by velifer in After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
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cobaltandchrome t1_j8gyzaq wrote
Reply to comment by great_gastly in Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Seems too obvious to be the case but yeah. Such dumbasses grow up in a bubble and have never had their presumptions about race or “others” challenged.
rollerjoe93 t1_j8gxtxm wrote
Reply to After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
That one dude really into hitler probably feels like a main character rn
thecowintheroom t1_j8gxckr wrote
Reply to comment by aaronappleseed in After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
Is it based on don delillos white noise?
barrymccockner76 t1_j8gwlol wrote
Reply to After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
This fucking sub lately.
bubba-yo t1_j8gv2pt wrote
Reply to comment by MacNuggetts in Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Literally all of Florida.
AssLynx t1_j8gussw wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Of course it Florida
lurker12346 t1_j8gtdd0 wrote
Reply to comment by ghloperr in After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
I am, they vote for the party that espouses deregulation and "big government"
luna87 t1_j8grbw2 wrote
Reply to comment by walkingtalkingdread in Hot dog hell: Catalytic converter stolen from Oscar Meyer Weinermobile by tiptoeintotown
And they just happened to have a cordless sawzall!
DaveOJ12 t1_j8gqbhc wrote
The number of reposts on this subreddit...
not_a_gumby t1_j8gpncg wrote
thats why my girlfriend never wears panties, they're too expensive .
tiptoeintotown OP t1_j8gp36y wrote
Reply to comment by walkingtalkingdread in Hot dog hell: Catalytic converter stolen from Oscar Meyer Weinermobile by tiptoeintotown
Me too. The bravado 👏🏼
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j8go8fw wrote
This must be why some want a woman president.
SilasX t1_j8gnbkn wrote
Reply to comment by ghloperr in After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
There’s a /r/LeopardsAteMyFace thread doing exactly that.
Edit: lol it’s one that’s also linking this story.
GenoThyme t1_j8gmxmc wrote
Reply to comment by planet_irata in Mars Wrigley fined after workers fall into vat of chocolate by Known_Corgi
Doompety do
ieatpapersquares t1_j8gmwtx wrote
Reply to comment by Zombie_Harambe in After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
The good ole USA!! Do you feel that freedom?
walkingtalkingdread t1_j8gmt78 wrote
i like the idea that someone saw this giant 27 foot long hot dog on wheels and their first thought was to steal parts from it.
diefree85 t1_j8h9m4h wrote
Reply to comment by andre6682 in Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
It's not except to transphobic idiots trying and failing to be funny.