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RokuroCarisu t1_j8hxovc wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
That's very much the point.
Tonyhillzone t1_j8hwjf2 wrote
The suspect surrendered immediately. Police said he was a bit of a chicken when challenged.
ListersLament t1_j8hvp69 wrote
Reply to comment by ballpoint169 in RCMP officer resigns after attempting to hunt the caribou illegally while on duty by cornerzcan
Good lord!!
PartyYogurtcloset267 t1_j8htzp2 wrote
Reply to comment by Techutante in After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
They and their union could have been fined and arrested. Isn't freedom great?
Cyanopicacooki t1_j8hss5r wrote
It was us guv, Dunkin' Donuts was shut...
Busman123 t1_j8hpfai wrote
So, will they start selling them in vending machines?
Techutante t1_j8hn5gc wrote
Reply to comment by Camel_of_Bactria in After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
Couldn't they just like... still not go to work? I don't understand people.
gophergun t1_j8hmfbm wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
That link doesn't actually say who those officials are. I'm guessing it's just them being subject to sales tax in the same way that toilet paper is.
sharksnut t1_j8hln85 wrote
Down with panties!
djbk724 t1_j8hk5h3 wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Where is Ron on this one?
Uturuncu t1_j8hjflm wrote
Reply to comment by Gh0stMan0nThird in The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
Not a diaphragm, that absolutely is a menstrual disc. Do not expect them to provide contraception, but they're disposable, low footprint, and apparently comfortable. They unsettle me, I haven't tried them. The menstrual cup is in the bottom right, reusable, but the size makes them uncomfy for some folk.
Edit; Also sorry you had to deal with that. These things really should be less taboo so it's not such a baffling 'what the fuck is this shit?!' surprise when a product ends up somewhere it shouldn't.
Dogs and trashcans I am so familiar with, 'cause a dog I lived with managed to get a tampon string wrapped around her teeth and was choking on it in her throat after she got in the trash.
Gh0stMan0nThird t1_j8hiirg wrote
Reply to comment by crippledjosh in The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
Well it was covered in blood, or at least what the dog left on it :(
I touched it with my hands and held it up to my face to smell it because I had no idea what it was
mattsslug t1_j8hi3m0 wrote
Reply to comment by MacNuggetts in Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Justin Trudeau.
crippledjosh t1_j8hi1ki wrote
Reply to comment by Gh0stMan0nThird in The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
Pretty sure that's a diaphragm, which is a form of contraception.
Treczoks t1_j8hhq8w wrote
Reply to After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
> Norfolk Southern is funding a phone line for residents
"Don't worry mam, everything is completely harmless, but I recommend not to eat fruit or veg from your garden in the next twenty years, and better leave the cat inside, too."
Gh0stMan0nThird t1_j8hhhxd wrote
Reply to comment by Uturuncu in The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
It was whatever is in the bottom left corner of this picture
cosmernaut420 t1_j8hh3e5 wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Florida trying it's hardest to earn an international reputation as "America's Most American Hellscape".
Uturuncu t1_j8hgzl8 wrote
Reply to comment by Gh0stMan0nThird in The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
I'm really not sure what you wrested away from your dog, but if it was able to be confused with a yogurt lid it probably wasn't a diva cup.
Diva cups are a full silicone cup, about an inch across and a couple inches deep, and they really shouldn't be going in the trash; they're reusable.
Mine did come with some special 'sample' disposable silicone rings with plastic over them that were one-and-done called menstrual discs which might be what you're thinking of? Their big advantage is not taking up much space in the vagina for mess-free sex during a period.
Oh-My-God-Do-I-Try t1_j8hfu59 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
Pink tariff, in this case
abjedhowiz t1_j8hfkr9 wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Good luck explaining to the kids why you can’t do that. “This is wrong because racism exists kids”. And wide eyed they go “IT DOEES??” As you introduce racism into their lives by explaining why they can’t paint their faces black.
dr_Octag0n t1_j8hbpb8 wrote
Reply to After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
My own private Idaho?
Royal_Classic915 t1_j8haolh wrote
In an effort to bring down the price of women's underwear, I have gone commando
strawbennyjam t1_j8had4g wrote
Reply to comment by Fake_William_Shatner in The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
I will gladly accept the US government providing literally any social program at this point as long as they just shut up and do it.
I wanted healthcare, I really really wanted trains, education would be nice, but if it’s underwear…..then beggars can’t be choosers I guess.
diefree85 t1_j8h9o7j wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Of course it's Florida... How the fuck can anyone think this is a good idea.
RokuroCarisu t1_j8hxwff wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
The linked page only says "403 Forbidden".