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ShadowTacoTuesday t1_j8jtr0w wrote
Reply to comment by Tonyhillzone in Police crack case of 200,000 stolen Creme Eggs in Telford by nimobo
I see a lot of yolks incoming.
Katana1369 t1_j8jladr wrote
Reply to comment by Bawbawian in Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Technically not school. Pre School because you gotta get them young.
FawksyBoxes t1_j8jla80 wrote
Reply to comment by ToughSpitfire in Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
It's illegal to teach that in Florida
Katana1369 t1_j8jl2l3 wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Yes because blatant racism is how far too many schools and people celebrate Black History Month.
Katana1369 t1_j8jkvv1 wrote
Reply to comment by RokuroCarisu in Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Odd I was able to access it. Perhaps they fixed the glitch.
dnaH_notnA t1_j8jhunu wrote
Reply to comment by UncleVoodooo in The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
One of the only commodities to gain value through use /s
fondledbydolphins t1_j8jdiso wrote
The forensics team claims this doll contained "enough genetic material to restart the human race"
LorenaBobbedIt t1_j8jal7o wrote
So they just left it there then?
AGripInVan t1_j8j9ow4 wrote
Probably the tunk of the town
cmmosher t1_j8j5kkk wrote
Reply to comment by djbk724 in Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Getting his historically accurate face paint?
nonaltalt t1_j8iu5m1 wrote
Reply to comment by PartyYogurtcloset267 in After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
Before the 1930s, that was par for the course in all industries, especially the railroad. It didn’t stop workers from striking. On the contrary, that’s how workers (in other industries) won the right to strike—a right which is currently being degraded.
EDIT: Autocorrect
SlenDman402 t1_j8itxql wrote
Reply to comment by UncleVoodooo in The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
Ooof
RockyMountainHigh- t1_j8isv9d wrote
Special flavor
nooshaw t1_j8ioi1n wrote
Reply to comment by SmackEh in The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
Then why aren't men's underwear luxurious? I'm envious, we should all be able to have such luxuries.
sprint6864 t1_j8ij4n3 wrote
Reply to comment by the_honorableA in Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Some parents like to feign ignorance, some white people genuinely see no problem with it
lumberjack_jeff t1_j8ig4ji wrote
Men's underwear is cheaper because, to men, cheap is considered a feature.
There's a reason that there's no such thing as Victor's Secret.
CalvinLawson t1_j8ia20z wrote
Reply to comment by thecowintheroom in After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
Yes.
blahbleh112233 t1_j8i8uq5 wrote
Reply to comment by tiptoeintotown in Hot dog hell: Catalytic converter stolen from Oscar Meyer Weinermobile by tiptoeintotown
There's really no downside to trying. I think Nevada essentially has means tested bail, which means that if you're a broke crackhead, you don't have to pay bail to get out of jail.
KaiYoDei t1_j8i8qwq wrote
Reply to Kids' faces painted black for Black History Month at Florida preschool, parents outraged by GaryOaksAlcoholism
how did that happen? don't they know? are they that.......stupid? careless? you don't even paint your entire body black and call yourself a shadow person.
throwawaytrogsack t1_j8i83gi wrote
$14,500 fine. Not even a slap on the wrist. Long past time to bring back the guillotines.
joleme t1_j8i7y6e wrote
The US government says a lot of stupid shit on an hourly basis. The majority of which are crusty old morons who barely know how to use a smartphone. They have almost no knowledge whatsoever and just pass on prewritten bills to be passed. I doubt most of them could even tell you how much a pair of regular underwear costs.
OfCuriousWorkmanship t1_j8i7hh6 wrote
Reply to comment by Tonyhillzone in Police crack case of 200,000 stolen Creme Eggs in Telford by nimobo
“On the inside, he’s as cordial as can be!” —Police
Katana1369 t1_j8i46ne wrote
Reply to comment by Royal_Classic915 in The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
I go commando most of the time in the summer anyway. Lol
rodolphoteardrop t1_j8i2jdw wrote
Well, THANK GOD!
Techutante t1_j8jys8s wrote
Reply to comment by PartyYogurtcloset267 in After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
Yeah I don't think you can fine or arrest people who quit.