Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
squarepeg0000 t1_j8pnp22 wrote
Reply to comment by austinh1999 in Cancer patient develops 'uncontrollable' Irish accent in rare case: U.S. researchers by Z8S9
If not cured...at least happy!
austinh1999 t1_j8pmzsa wrote
Reply to Cancer patient develops 'uncontrollable' Irish accent in rare case: U.S. researchers by Z8S9
If that’s the case give them a pint of Guinness and put on a Liverpool game and they’ll be cured.
SJW_CCW t1_j8pln19 wrote
Reply to comment by johnzischeme in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
💀
csesium t1_j8pl9jk wrote
Reply to Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
So what's the plan when they don't have enough water to bathe or flush toilets? Send community members complimentary bottles of Febreze and a bucket?
What am I saying. They'll offer Nestle a tax discount to move in so they can supply all the necessary water so they can get campaign donations from Nestle and keep on golfing.
johnzischeme t1_j8pkn06 wrote
Reply to Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Thoughts and prayers
SweatyTax4669 t1_j8pka44 wrote
Reply to comment by jetdude19 in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Don't forget the golf courses.
tayt087x t1_j8pjpgx wrote
Reply to A ballet director didn't like this critic's review. So he attacked her with dog feces by CletusCanuck
55.33 vtVgt g Virginia t. 5. . 6. GG 5. T 5g g Ctt 5 c5 55c T. 5 cc. 5C v5c5 5 cC C5c. G. G g. 5. 55.33 T If. 5 C5 tc t 5 5 Tc 5. C5. t 5 G. 6. c cc. 5c 5. 6. G5. C. 5. 5. 5 T. 5. 5. T c g T. 5. T 5. 5
Inner_Importance8943 t1_j8piwm0 wrote
Reply to While locked up in a U.S. prison, Jesse Krimes secretly created epic works of art by AxionOtter
His name is Jessie Krimes. Lol his name is Crimes and he is in jail.
WesternOne9990 t1_j8pivrh wrote
Reply to comment by Drudicta in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Have you considered moving out of a desert? I know it’s not as easy as I put it
Techutante t1_j8pihc9 wrote
Reply to comment by PartyYogurtcloset267 in After a train derailment, Ohio residents are living the plot of a movie they helped make by carolinaindian02
They can fire you for refusing to come back from a strike. But you can also quit and find a new job that respects you. hah, I kid.
blahbleh112233 t1_j8pi8cu wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Yeah, though the shitty fact is that any water saved upstream is just gonna get used by CA to grow more almonds and other high water intensity cash crops
Euthyphraud t1_j8phpnp wrote
Reply to While locked up in a U.S. prison, Jesse Krimes secretly created epic works of art by AxionOtter
We treat prisoners like garbage, less than human. Their is no dignity in it no matter the crime - and its a shame. It's really incredible when someone is able to produce art while locked up in hellish conditions
[deleted] t1_j8phmf3 wrote
Reply to While locked up in a U.S. prison, Jesse Krimes secretly created epic works of art by AxionOtter
[deleted]
jetdude19 t1_j8phl2a wrote
Reply to comment by SweatyTax4669 in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Welcome to Utah. We sold all the water and the water that we didn't is used to farm alfalfa.
SplendidPunkinButter t1_j8ph7h0 wrote
Reply to Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Mini golf is more fun anyway
vamuzzi t1_j8pfhf0 wrote
Reply to A ballet director didn't like this critic's review. So he attacked her with dog feces by CletusCanuck
I hope we don't tip toe around this shit either
AmaResNovae t1_j8pf5g9 wrote
Reply to comment by happyends in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
ED is masculinity.
Koffeekage t1_j8pf5cl wrote
Reply to A ballet director didn't like this critic's review. So he attacked her with dog feces by CletusCanuck
Critics as described by Birdmanhttps://youtu.be/4d5KovCbU8w
ICLazeru t1_j8pek2r wrote
Reply to Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
MORE information will lead to UNINFORMED conclusions?
(Kaboom!)
I'm sorry, that was the sound of the Bullshit-o-Meter exploding.
happyends t1_j8peivi wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
War is peace, freedom is slavery
stabone369 t1_j8pdt2c wrote
Reply to Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Uninformed? Their arrogance know no bounds.
Drudicta t1_j8pdmw8 wrote
Reply to comment by JoeBoredom in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
It's Unironically gotten a lot harder to breathe....
sprint6864 t1_j8pdid1 wrote
Reply to comment by Butch1X1 in California Democrats want to ban police dogs from biting suspects by Crazy-News59
Nope
zihuatapulco t1_j8pd9pj wrote
Reply to Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Conservative philosophy in a nutshell: We don't want people to learn because the truth is bad.
Reclusive9018 t1_j8poiek wrote
Reply to US school marks Black History Month with fried chicken and watermelon by geoxol
As an African American I've never known watermelon and fried chicken as a staple for the African American diet so I'm wondering where this stereotype came from. I didn't know a lot about black stereotypes until I moved to the south.