Don't forget it's also an indicator for fascism.

My least favorite disability

Sadly, his road to ruin first started when he began dating a certain Miss Demenour. :D

Sorry, pray. I fixed it now.

Well played.

You're thinking of the Colorado river. The Great Basin (where the overwhelming majority of the state population lives) doesn't empty into the ocean. Any water saved flows into the Great Salt Lake and then evaporates. Problem is we need some water there to hold down the toxic dust so we can more easily breathe the toxic car exhaust that gets trapped in the valley.

Who should the check be written to? And for how much. I'm assuming Nestle and $100k should cover me for a year.

Politicians never like to do an ounce of prevention. They'd much prefer to wait until it's tons of cure.

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"And the motion has passed unanimously, requiring all Utah residents to walk to the next state over and back to collect a bucket of water to pour on the golf course."

Our governor did go on TV and implore the people of the state to pay pray for rain. That is the most proactive measure taken by our state leadership so far.

EDIT: Ducking autocorrect!!!!!! <Shakes fist>

Utahns didn't pay enough tithing last year. They'll get more seagulls when they do.

Water returned. But Texas will face the same issues eventually, especially when underground reservoirs that so many unknowingly rely on deplete.

dammit he's too far gone, best put him down

We live in a nanny state.

If you're going to go out, you might as well go out mercilessly screwing with the medical community...

yeah, it’s almost like they know that they can't hide that they’re wasting water just to keep mass fields of green grass that serve no purpose except to keep the rich happy

Luck of the Irish.

It’s a state ran by fucking religious nut jobs how the fuck is this surprising

Capitalism is the problem

Freedom to actually live is a privilege of the rich the freedoms you get and won’t get infringed is the freedom to be allowed to harm others with hateful words. Freedoms like being protected from hate infringe on the freedom of others to hate so that freedom only exists if you are a group Acceptable to white Christian’s

In short this is capitalist freedom where what level of freedom you have if reflective on how much monitory power you have and has nothing to do with the idea of having foolish notions of human rights.. seriously fuck capitalism and fuck this country

Who cares about personal hygiene when you can spend all day golfing!

Dog shit attacks aren’t crazy at all. It’s a sign of being in touch with your inner child. Who among us hasn’t put dog shit on a stick and chased their friends around?

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Selling sex isn't illegal in Sweden. The idea is to protect victims of trafficking and those who otherwise end up in the situation against their will. That said, I have no idea what happens to the money but in many cases the seller had to pass most of it on to someone else (whose part in it was also illegal).

Knowing nothing about Utah lawmakers, I’m gonna guess, mostly republican.

Bat shit attack crazy probably involves shoving them in the Bat Cave and going to town.