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Shot-Spray5935 t1_j8r3nzh wrote
Reply to comment by wednesdaytwelve in A ballet director didn't like this critic's review. So he attacked her with dog feces by CletusCanuck
I dunno it was all in German.
Jagwires t1_j8r3fw1 wrote
Reply to comment by last_rights in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Sounds exactly like Salt Lake City, UT, talking there
Jagwires t1_j8r3bye wrote
Reply to comment by SaltyBarDog in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Obligatory “fuck texas”
Zoomwafflez t1_j8r36rs wrote
Reply to comment by Rednexican429 in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Living there was never sustainable, you're kidding yourself. Even before the mega drought the west was using it's water faster than it's naturally replenished, and then there's climate change...
kf1920 t1_j8r2zga wrote
Reply to Cancer patient develops 'uncontrollable' Irish accent in rare case: U.S. researchers by Z8S9
An actual Irish accent or the fake one the Americans think all of Ireland has?
That said, he has Irish ancestry so it's strange how it's happened. Freaky even
SMF67 t1_j8r2kq3 wrote
Reply to comment by TransmutedHydrogen in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
r/nongolfers
ZombieWoof82 t1_j8r2cuj wrote
Reply to A ballet director didn't like this critic's review. So he attacked her with dog feces by CletusCanuck
Dackel scheisse am sicht
the_ceiling_of_sky t1_j8r22ns wrote
Reply to comment by MeaningSilly in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
No, pay is correct. Tithe your church so the pastor has a big enough mansion/yacht/private jet to catch god's attention and let him know the people need rain. God is a massive gold digger and only gets with the richest congregation.
stilllikelypooping t1_j8r1mri wrote
Reply to Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Mustn't let the peasants learn how much of their water we use, less they threaten the landed gentry.
azaghal1988 t1_j8r1l02 wrote
Reply to comment by midnightJizzla in A ballet director didn't like this critic's review. So he attacked her with dog feces by CletusCanuck
Read a statement from him yesterday, it wasn't a planned attack, he snapped after a critic that always slammed his work made a snarky comment and was outside with his dachshund before, so he had a bag with his dogs shit in his pockets.
Treczoks t1_j8r1cry wrote
Reply to Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
How many Utah "lawmakers" are also golf club members?
MarasmialAnimal t1_j8r1bsx wrote
Reply to comment by jfcmfer in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Here in the UK some people swear by golf courses for magic mushroom picking. So there's that.
bodhiseppuku t1_j8qzveb wrote
Reply to Cancer patient develops 'uncontrollable' Irish accent in rare case: U.S. researchers by Z8S9
I'm pretty sure a medical drama, House or ER maybe, had this condition in the show. Brain damage that causes the patient to speak with an accent that they didn't before... And a comical enthusiastic impression of a different accent.
IPmang t1_j8qzizz wrote
Reply to Cancer patient develops 'uncontrollable' Irish accent in rare case: U.S. researchers by Z8S9
Imagine going to the hospital and coming out alcoholic
Rhodog1234 t1_j8qyrhl wrote
Reply to Cancer patient develops 'uncontrollable' Irish accent in rare case: U.S. researchers by Z8S9
Oh for fooks sake
frotc914 t1_j8qyc43 wrote
Reply to comment by WesternOne9990 in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Golf is a massive waste, but if you want someone to blame, it's farming, not the people actually residing in the southwest.
Like maybe you don't need to spend gallons of water growing a nut so you can process it down and add more water to it and drink it. Maybe you could just drink water instead. Crazy, I know.
jhbedsole t1_j8qxoi1 wrote
Reply to comment by JoeBoredom in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Wait, I thought arsenic powder usually causes death by fluid loss. I don’t think they’ll live long enough to develop lung disease.
ooh_bit_of_bush t1_j8qxh7j wrote
Reply to Cancer patient develops 'uncontrollable' Irish accent in rare case: U.S. researchers by Z8S9
They should have checked him again, to be sure, to be sure.
hypercomms2001 t1_j8qxg6k wrote
Reply to A ballet director didn't like this critic's review. So he attacked her with dog feces by CletusCanuck
Well after this assault, he will never have to worry about a bad review every more… or ever having a job ever again…. What a horrible act…
Beer-Milkshakes t1_j8qws9l wrote
Reply to Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
If you want to see how corrupt your local government is go and see how consistently green the golf courses are
thejesterofdarkness t1_j8qvxmf wrote
Reply to comment by thewwwyzzardd in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Like a floor mat with a bunch of conclusions you could….jump to?
TransmutedHydrogen t1_j8qvvtw wrote
Reply to comment by Kazen_Orilg in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Can they even play golf?
last_rights t1_j8qva46 wrote
Reply to comment by Rednexican429 in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
I hate to tell you, but last year I had a run-in with the religious conservative hopeful representative from my area.
He legit told me that climate change does not matter because the second coming of Christ will save us. The Chinese or Russian governments don't matter because God is coming.
He told me to repent and asked if I was a dutiful Christian wife. I told him I'm atheist and I have a responsibility to vote for the most intelligent candidate, but I wish him luck.
vineyardmike t1_j8qv6s5 wrote
Reply to Cancer patient develops 'uncontrollable' Irish accent in rare case: U.S. researchers by Z8S9
This is truly oniony
Schiffy94 t1_j8r3pzt wrote
Reply to Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Yep, it's pee