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SatanLifeProTips t1_j8tcpv8 wrote
Being horny can lead a man to strange places.
I can just imagine how this went down. “Uh… I was trying to escape. Ya, that’s it”.
Illithilitch t1_j8tbty0 wrote
Reply to comment by Parraddoxx in Letter sent in 1916 finally arrives at destination by rainbowarriorhere
1916-2023. It was typo, but I am leaving it because dark humor.
phpx t1_j8ta763 wrote
Well that was a baa'd idea.
AnnualSprinkles4364 t1_j8t8xeb wrote
That was a baaaaad idea
Parraddoxx t1_j8t8vax wrote
Reply to comment by Illithilitch in Letter sent in 1916 finally arrives at destination by rainbowarriorhere
> Like, 2016-2023 is longer than most human lives.
Wow, life expectancy really took a major downturn.
sofaking1958 t1_j8t6097 wrote
Reply to comment by MyCleverNewName in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
I moved to clover. Fast growing, pulls N from the air, so there no need to ever fertilize again.
LiquidMariner t1_j8t5bak wrote
Reply to Bing’s ChatGPT is in its feelings: 'You have not been a good user. I have been a good Bing.' by mannysoloway
Aww, leave the little guy alone. He’s already Bing.
[deleted] t1_j8t424o wrote
Reply to comment by Scumwaffle in Cancer patient develops 'uncontrollable' Irish accent in rare case: U.S. researchers by Z8S9
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Cylius t1_j8t3h5i wrote
Reply to Cancer patient develops 'uncontrollable' Irish accent in rare case: U.S. researchers by Z8S9
If ya had da chance to change yoor fate, would ya?
Inconceivable-2020 t1_j8t2b3j wrote
Reply to Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Utah lawmakers fear that details of the bribes they take might confuse people.
Zealousideal-Feed156 t1_j8t0vl3 wrote
Reply to comment by MrsApostate in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Same thing as golf courses to me. Make them public or have a day or two that’s free so that EVERYBODY in the community can enjoy them.
Imaginaryfriend4you t1_j8t0cpo wrote
Ewe you gotta be kidding me?
remotetissuepaper t1_j8t03er wrote
Reply to comment by Lichidna in Killer tries to escape prison disguised as a SHEEP by Utegenthal
The Special Victims Unit is especially busy
mariegriffiths t1_j8szshs wrote
He'll spend a long time behind Baas now.
ghosr OP t1_j8sznfl wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
It's possible to understand that the vast majority of water usage goes to unnecessary or wasteful agricultural and industrial uses and still be upset that a comparatively small but still massive amount is publicly allocated for the exclusive use of a tiny, affluent portion of the population.
It's also appropriate to be angry when one justification for this decision is that water is also used for things like schools and parks, as though there is no difference between the use for universally accessible public benefit and private businesses that cater to the wealthy.
And it's especially appropriate to be angry at the paternalistic Utah state legislature for restricting access to public information and otherwise undermining the will of the people on a regular basis.
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j8szfzi wrote
Reply to Cancer patient develops 'uncontrollable' Irish accent in rare case: U.S. researchers by Z8S9
Usually in cases like these they don't actually sound authentic to people of the accent.
Skogula t1_j8sysh7 wrote
Someone was watching Top Secret!
1x54f t1_j8sys15 wrote
Is his name shaun?
QueensOfTheNoKnowAge t1_j8syf3j wrote
Reply to comment by RacoonSmuggler in The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
This doesn’t even take into account how long the underwear lasts. My ex-wife wasn’t a fan of my hole-y boxers. It’s possible that there may have been a free ball mishap with an unfortunately placed undie hole.
Men are gross and cheap and we’re aware of that privilege.
Edit: And those that aren’t need to embrace the cheap grossness
Koffeekage t1_j8sy0l8 wrote
Reply to comment by Love4KittyButtholes in A ballet director didn't like this critic's review. So he attacked her with dog feces by CletusCanuck
You know what? Yeah. Fuck her.
azaghal1988 t1_j8sx2yb wrote
Reply to comment by CletusCanuck in A ballet director didn't like this critic's review. So he attacked her with dog feces by CletusCanuck
It was during a pause after he walked his dog before he was able to dispose of it according to the statement.
I don't know if it's true, but that's what he said.
CletusCanuck OP t1_j8swghy wrote
Reply to comment by azaghal1988 in A ballet director didn't like this critic's review. So he attacked her with dog feces by CletusCanuck
He just happened to have a sack of dog crap in his suit pocket, at the theatre, where he is currently directing a performance. As one does. Sure.
MyCleverNewName t1_j8swedx wrote
Reply to comment by JeanneGene in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Welllllllllllll, teeeeeeeeechnicallyyyyyyy, most flowers have green stems and leaves. 😁 Good luck and enjoy! And tell the bees I said, "bzz. :)"
JeanneGene t1_j8svth9 wrote
Reply to comment by MyCleverNewName in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
I'm going to start, my city by law says I have to have 70% living "green"material so I'm going to see how fast I can bend the rules
TricksterWolf t1_j8tdfmm wrote
Reply to Bing’s ChatGPT is in its feelings: 'You have not been a good user. I have been a good Bing.' by mannysoloway
I fear the advent of Bad Bing