...its almost like a mass murder doesn't think like a normal person!

hospital pizza: better or worse than elementary school lunch pizza?

Pineapple base

Fact.

That the FBI don’t really release simple soundbites of complex physiological profiles, and reporters like reductive clickbait headlines?

guy needed an extra heavy duty rubber fence

as if there is any other way to laugh in a stolen forklift.

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PIGS The alphabet agency in question

Wait, public sector union corruption is real?

Pro tip for life: never talk to the police. Always talk to your lawyer.

Death penalty.

Stupid religious nonsense. Overthrow the mullahs

The one who got the meth before the guards caught the pigeon

This is so stupid.

I had a horrible experience with Etsy recently, but that doesn’t mean I have the desire to go shoot up a Michael’s Craft Store for reparations…

It hard to believe that pre Islamic revolution Iran was the most liberal Muslim country on earth. Women wore bikinis at the beach. Even pre marital sex was acceptable.

No idea, nobody caught me. It was the 80’s, they either would run you off or give you a job if you were a kid hanging around a site. I had a job at 14 years old doing tractor work on an estate because I got caught joyriding a Kubota tractor

If they fail to fall in love, do they get turned into animals of their own choosing?

“But the Mexicans!”

My dad wanted to do this but the city inspector had a particular grudge against him. Instead My dad just started digging the rather larger rock out of the hill and rolled it over to the center of the problem curve it was a giant pink/quartz granite Boulder

We've all been there.

I went there in 2015 to visit an old internet friend of mine. She was astounded I found the place beautiful and people interesting. It's such a wild place, I couldn't get over how the cities were laid out.

Got a picture of myself standing next to the "Welcome to dildo" sign too.

And when she was caught, she tried to blame her housekeeper. What a piece of human garbage, I hope the judge throws the book at her stupid head and throws away the key

I’ll never understand cultures that pretend they don’t have sex.

Not at all surprised...