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Jthundercleese t1_jefykfu wrote

Reply to comment by TwentySevenNihilists in Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32

I would definitely argue with someone from OSHA over it. When a car's controls are in neutral, no one ever assumes that means the key is not in the ignition or specifically not in the car whatsoever. I would definitely cite my 8 years of driving lifts and dozen times talking to OSHA where it was no a problem. If they want keys stored when machines aren't in use, that's got to be written specifically.

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Jthundercleese t1_jefwbcr wrote

Reply to comment by TwentySevenNihilists in Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32

I think that's tough to argue. In a forklift controls are always "neutralized". Lift, tilt, shift, etc all put themselves into neutral when you're not using them. And an ignition key in the off position, hard to argue that's not neutral. That's semantics that I think really wouldn't hold up.

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neotericnewt t1_jefsnmu wrote

Reply to comment by btross in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism

I'm not implying it's acceptable, what I'm saying is that people are way overreacting. I've had multiple comments from multiple people saying if this had happened to them they'd have beat the kids till they needed to be hospitalized, for example. People are frothing at the mouth over some dumb shit kids did.

They're fucking kids. They did a dumb prank they shouldn't have done. Jesus they put a plastic bucket over someone's head, she'll live. I think the kids should come forward and apologize to the woman and that's probably enough.

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TheGrayBox t1_jefse9y wrote

Reply to comment by TA-Sentinels2022 in Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing

You were the one making a point, not me. You came here to say that “craft beer” can’t be made by a major corporate brewery. That statement isn’t correct as a matter of industry practice. That’s all. You’re the one bothered by that. Like, apparently you’re genuinely emotional about that.

> Everyone except you, internationally, has a defined accepted standard for what constitutes craft brewing but fuck all them.

I highly doubt that’s true considering your inability to parse internet opinions from legal statutes previously. I didn’t bother reading the journal article you sent because frankly who fucking cares. I’m certain Blue Moon is probably called a craft beer in Europe too even though it’s made by Coors. And also, just as a reminder, the world is more than just the US and Europe. I highly doubt Afghanistan has stringent regulation on brewing classifications, but maybe you’ll prove me wrong. But hey, being edgy about America is the classic Reddit pass time, so good on ya I guess.

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Sonyguyus t1_jefr5av wrote

Reply to San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense

It can’t be just her acting alone with no one else in the department knowing about it. How was she going to distribute it?? Probably police officers. Maybe they were used to frame innocent people so the department could make more money. Also, of course she’d help out police officers families. It’s a brotherhood only to help each other. This is just one arm of a octopus that’s getting cut off. There’s plenty more to go.

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