[deleted] t1_jega8er wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:14 PM

Reply to Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32

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TriFolk t1_jeg9rvn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:11 PM

Reply to Dumb phones are on the rise in the U.S. as Gen Z looks to limit screen time by JAlbert653

Who calls anymore?

zitmanthefive t1_jeg9rve wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:11 PM

Reply to Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32

🎶He TRIIIIED to kill me with a FORK-LIIIFT!🎶

Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jeg8v0e wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:05 PM

Reply to comment by TahoeLT in Factory explosion survivor, on fire, fell into chocolate vat by geekman20

"The Cadbury's eggsplosion would always be remembered as a dark and bitter day with chunks of hazelnut."

Roundaboutsix t1_jeg8t3r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:04 PM

Reply to Chinese Colleges Are Giving Students A Week Off To 'Fall In Love' As The Country Struggles To Keep Its Birth Rate Up by Mynameis__--__

Sounds like Sprig Break without the vomit! /s

Roundaboutsix t1_jeg8gaq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:02 PM

Reply to Factory explosion survivor, on fire, fell into chocolate vat by geekman20

Food industry accidents are no joke. My Irish Great grandfather’s brother fell into a vat at the Guinness brewery and drowned. His wife asked her priest if the old guy had suffered. “Gosh and be-gory, no,” he said. “Witnesses reported he climbed out twice to use the mens’ room!”

King_ofHarts t1_jeg8ays wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:01 PM

Reply to comment by Copywrites in Dumb phones are on the rise in the U.S. as Gen Z looks to limit screen time by JAlbert653

Time is a flat circle

goliathfasa t1_jeg7x3q wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:58 PM

Reply to Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32

Portland trying to top Florida.

You’ve still got a long way to go, grasshopper.

QutieLuvsQuails t1_jeg7jhu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:56 PM

Reply to comment by scribblebear in Bearded man smashes women’s weightlighting record held by trans lifter by TempWeightliftingAcc

Don’t you dare start using the ACTUAL CORRECT TERMS! sarcasm

kelsigurado t1_jeg70pq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:52 PM

Reply to Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32

Darn, I was hoping for a video.

saltycrewneck t1_jeg6ssq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:51 PM

Reply to comment by smeijer87 in Dumb phones are on the rise in the U.S. as Gen Z looks to limit screen time by JAlbert653

Something with email would be all I need. The nokia ui on one I tried was never updated so just always froze. Not many options to be half connected so to speak.

brith89 t1_jeg6jod wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:49 PM

Reply to comment by 7HauntedDays in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism

Falls also cause brain damage.

Source? My own tbi.

[deleted] t1_jeg68i6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:47 PM

Reply to Pope to leave hospital after 'eating pizza for dinner' by kangarooturd

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Psychological_Ant488 t1_jeg5qer wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:44 PM

Reply to Dumb phones are on the rise in the U.S. as Gen Z looks to limit screen time by JAlbert653

Is that what I think it is? Is it the old fashioned, indestructible, always dependable NOKIA? Hell yeah!!!

Edit: that's the first cell phone I ever had in '97.

Hyak_utake t1_jeg58eq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:40 PM

Reply to Some Guy Bought the Flatiron Building and Didn't Pay for It by sheerfire96

some dude tried to buy The Continental!!!

Uceanna t1_jeg53b1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:39 PM

Reply to Ethiopia confirms mass entry of Ugandans fleeing 'doomsday' by _Lord_Infamous

Iteso are simply returning to their cradle land, Abysinia for "safety"

smeijer87 t1_jeg4xnp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:38 PM

Reply to Dumb phones are on the rise in the U.S. as Gen Z looks to limit screen time by JAlbert653

I've been looking for a dumber phone as well, but there are 3 or 4 apps I really need to get along with life.

Think

banking app to pay bills,
government authenticator app to file taxes and other govt stuff,
authenticator app to login at websites,
optionally WhatsApp for family business

The last one I can replace with sms if needed.

If a phone like those classic nokia remakes would run on android, and let me install those 3 apps, I'd switch in a heartbeat. They may even be highly overpriced.