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RoyChavelle t1_jegn0a5 wrote
Reply to comment by Numerous_Vegetable_3 in FBI: Mandalay Bay shooter in Las Vegas who killed 58 was angry about how casinos treated him by YourUncleBuck
This dude killed 60 people and you’re trying to give him credit for logic? C’mon dawg.
area_tribune t1_jegmpdq wrote
Reply to comment by Flash_ina_pan in Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
In this instance, it was an, "Oh shit!" violation.
PupperMartin74 t1_jegm6c1 wrote
Reply to FBI: Mandalay Bay shooter in Las Vegas who killed 58 was angry about how casinos treated him by YourUncleBuck
Pure bullshit from FBI. They had to come up with something that wasn't poltical and this was the best they could apparently.
PupperMartin74 t1_jegm3go wrote
Reply to FBI: Mandalay Bay shooter in Las Vegas who killed 58 was angry about how casinos treated him by YourUncleBuck
Pure bullshit from FBI. They had to come up with something that wasn't poltical and this was the best they could apparently.
jwm3 t1_jegm00f wrote
Reply to comment by forgotten_vale2 in At Long Last, Mathematicians Have Found a Shape With a Pattern That Never Repeats by jwe21
All the previous tilings needed more than one shape. This is the first that is a single shape repeated.
Lingz31 t1_jegly4l wrote
Reply to comment by Happypappy007 in Iran’s state TV apologizes for airing images of couple kissing by carolinaindian02
You should deal with violence in ur Country.... Gun control, black shootings etc. The truth is Nobody need you in their country, f with their business and resources in the name of Human rights. You have to respect other societies culture. And let them live their life.
PaxNova t1_jeglnh1 wrote
Reply to comment by furrybass in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
By a Venezuelan freedom fighter type organization?
jwm3 t1_jeglcg8 wrote
I'm just reminded of when GOB Bluth bought the trophy store.
herbdoc2012 t1_jegl7oc wrote
Reply to comment by JhonnyHopkins in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
When dude is cooking and selling 10+ LBS of Fentanyl a WEEK for 10 years the open WTF is bigger except his China chemical suppliers and they work fo the gov't there so nothing can happen to them? The ONLY reason he got away so long is I thought he was the dude who lives here who works at a hash co but he lived across the street? Looks like the cartel is already moving some old dude in to his house so they don't ,ope every nickel from renting but I told dude the history of house so at least he knows that TIC don't GAF about him or getting sued it seems!
PaxNova t1_jegkq8d wrote
Reply to comment by ackillesBAC in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
> But the good cops that let the bad cops get away with it are as much of the problem.
The problem, imo, is that good police are restricted by requiring evidence, while bad police can easily destroy it before the ivnestigation starts. Good police can't arrest them if they cannot prove their case. Body cams should help a ton.
adzling t1_jegk9g5 wrote
Reply to comment by Commie_EntSniper in Executive Director of the San Jose Police Officers’ Association charged with importing fentanyl by ChocolateTsar
It's almost like crimes are committed by people of all political persuasions, income, intelligence and upbringing!
Helldozer5000 t1_jegjy2n wrote
Reply to Bearded man smashes women’s weightlighting record held by trans lifter by TempWeightliftingAcc
Yep, rules exist because of the lowest common denominator, which in this case is people who purposefully act in bad faith. It would be nice if actual trans athletes could compete with the gender they identify with but folks like Mr. Silverberg will always be around to make such a policy untenable.
Numerous_Vegetable_3 t1_jegjj9p wrote
Reply to comment by Slampumpthejam in FBI: Mandalay Bay shooter in Las Vegas who killed 58 was angry about how casinos treated him by YourUncleBuck
> “Somebody has to wake up the American public and get them to arm themselves,” the man says Paddock told him. “Sometimes sacrifices have to be made.
Trying to "inspire americans to arm themselves" by giving the gov a perfect reason to pass gun legislation is the dumbest plan I could think of. Maybe he was truly that dumb, but I don't think anybody would come to that conclusion.
What he did gave the opposite energy to the country, it inspired people to want to ban guns and even an idiot would be able to think about that before doing it.
"Toward the end of the 1980s, Paddock worked for three years as an internal auditor for a company that later merged to form Lockheed Martin."
Someone that worked for one of the largest defense contractors in America would be able to put together a much better "plan" to get americans inspired to own guns. That personal tie itself is strange and makes me wonder.
facelesscog t1_jegj94m wrote
Skripka t1_jegj6hb wrote
Reply to comment by TriFolk in Dumb phones are on the rise in the U.S. as Gen Z looks to limit screen time by JAlbert653
Work and bill collectors
mritty t1_jegiqbw wrote
Reply to comment by forbiddenmemeories in Rey Mysterio: The Beating That I Give My Son Is Dedicated To All Those Dads Putting Up With Their Kids by Retloh
that's the one
Wojtas_ t1_jegin6q wrote
Reply to comment by saltycrewneck in Dumb phones are on the rise in the U.S. as Gen Z looks to limit screen time by JAlbert653
Anything running KaiOS really. Messenger, WhatsApp, emails, even Google Maps, but on a 2,5-3,5 inch screen, controlled with a T9 keyboard. Seriously considered one of those.
Conflixxion t1_jegi6sz wrote
Reply to Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
looks more like a telehandler but I get it... most people wouldn't know what the hell a telehandler is.
Dry_Lettuce4960 t1_jegi65e wrote
Reply to comment by King_ofHarts in Dumb phones are on the rise in the U.S. as Gen Z looks to limit screen time by JAlbert653
Circle is a flat time
Numerous_Vegetable_3 t1_jeghzf7 wrote
Reply to comment by Applewave in FBI: Mandalay Bay shooter in Las Vegas who killed 58 was angry about how casinos treated him by YourUncleBuck
But the FBI behavioral analysis unit can still put together reasonable motives for the most fucked-up serial killers and spree-killers out there, and they have for years.
They came out and basically said "yeah we got no clue", and that's fuckin weird.
I understand that some people just go nuts, but we can still figure out what drove them to that point. Them having nothing for a case on this scale is very unusual.
Dicky_Penisburg t1_jeghrm7 wrote
Honestly, good for them.
DJWGibson t1_jeghqgr wrote
>her arm caught fire as flames engulfed the building - and then she fell through the floor into a vat of liquid chocolate. The dark liquid extinguished her blazing arm, but Patricia Borges wound up breaking her collarbone and both of her heels. She would spend the next nine hours screaming for help and waiting for rescue
Yes.
Hilarious.
Ha. Ha.
:|
btross t1_jeghmh8 wrote
Reply to comment by neotericnewt in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
"Some kids put a plastic bucket over someone's head. That's it. That's all they did."
No, in fact they did assault her, by the legal definition of the term. I don't recall saying that they need to be beaten to a pulp. In fact I said specifically that their take is as wrong as yours. There do need to be consequences beyond "Sowwy we attacked you without pwovocation" from these little shit stains. Expecting discipline to come from home is a losing game. If there was any to be had, they wouldn't be trying to terrify women in a retail store for entertainment. They need to understand that regardless of whether they think it's a big deal or not, the law specifies otherwise, and there are consequences for violating it. Community service, fines, restitution (make them go mow her lawn ever weekend for a couple months) something beyond just a "boys will be boys" response, otherwise their next hilarious prank will be tossing cinder blocks from an overpass onto high speed traffic
DJWGibson t1_jeghhm3 wrote
Reply to comment by Roundaboutsix in Factory explosion survivor, on fire, fell into chocolate vat by geekman20
Take my upvote you monster.
somedave t1_jegou8q wrote
Reply to San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
Shocking! r/badcopnodonut
The US seems to have one of the worse police forces and while they complain there never seems to be an incentive to fix it.