Do you have a my little pony tattoo on your other cheek?

This would make a great Super Bowl commercial, ngl..

Judas:

God: Be Fruitful and Multiply

Jesus: You shall NEVER bear fruit again!

31 And yay did thy Lord approacheth the tender young child of the desert.

32 And spaketh did he the words of blessing He and all in time had come to know as the Lord's greeting, "Hello there."

33 And all they in that cursed land who stood in the presence of His divine countenance could see that it was good.

Absolutely not religious, but I had to look this up.

What. The. Fuck.

Jesus Hates Figs

He has the high ground.

And Jesus said unto them, "I need num nums for my feelies," and they were like, "Why don't you just make a bunch of fish appear?" and Jesus was like, "I'm not some dancing monkey. I decide when to make fish -- ME. I am the truth and the light, bros."

But then Thomas reached into robe and pulled out a snickers...

Well, that's about as realistic as a white Jesus.

Hello there

His birthday is today, he deserves the high ground.

Gotta love satire, even on holidays. Gotta wonder about the NSFW tag though.

Beautiful! Staring at this like the Kingpin looking at that painting in Daredevil season one.

There was a classic car. I like classic cars

Sold it for a Klondike bar, no regrets.

Easy. Whenever they triple knot the plastic bag and wrench down on said knot, it helps close the lid.

Nick ghelfuss is that you?

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That EVIL!
Brilliant, but EVIL!
(I'm 100% sure they will love that!)
Merry Christmas .

How did they ever close the carton?

Today we are going to velcro ornament shaped catnip toys to the tree.

yes, it would have been better if he drew it on parchment.

Exactly.

Christmas is all about writing a comment on your cell phone of someone taking a pic on their cell phone of people looking at cell phones while the YouTube fireplace warms things up.