He's somebody famous

We won't leave until we get some

Who cares?!

Seriously. Some second hand account of shit that maybe possibly happened 2,000 years ago and has no demonstrable reason why this is at all relevant to our lives.

Why is this worth attention at all? Let alone any attention from millions of people for thousands of years later. We need to move beyond this assumption that there is real meaning here.

Oh, get off the cross.

Fa ra ra ra ra

Absolutely amazing!

Some guy gets upset one day and 2000 years later people are probably still fighting wars over whether you can eat figs or not.

This is actually a brilliant way to dissect religion as a whole. Sure, the book has some good messages in it, but this? What’s this? Jesus, who is actually also God, is complaining about fruit seasonality which he apparently made himself? If we mere mortals can pick it apart, it’s probably because it was just written by some dudes back in the day and one of them didn’t like figs. Or maybe loved figs and wished they were always in season.

Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of Twitter.

My wife has this up in our house. Proof.

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Jesus pulled a Karen on a fig tree.

Friggin Fig tree.

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You’re not you when you’re hungry

Jesus, you act like such a martyr when you’re hungry

And the angel said unto them:

Hello there.

Now THAT is fucking art. I want this on my wall.

"May the force be with you."

"And also with you."

God Hates Figs

Maybe He was referring to the fact that Adam and Eve used the fig leaf to cover themselves when they disobeyed God and so what he was really condemning was the idea of man made religion that bears no good fruit…

Why r/pics?

"Its not fig season and this fig tree doesn't have figs on it, but I wanted figs so I'm going to curse the tree so that it will be barren, wither and die"

Not at all spitefull or self important. After all, if his dad created the tree then he also made the tree have ripe fruit during certain seasons and not others. Do you think JC had daddy issues?

"Not the right time for figs" -- you only have yourself to blame, bro.

This is so good Liz Lemon would hang it in her office.