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Perfect_Camera3135 t1_j1ny7s3 wrote
Reply to Beers at my family’s Xmas party. Zoom in to see Moms gifts. I don’t think they noticed. by nollsgame80
Where did you buy this? I must get one! Fukin hilarious!
thepandarocks t1_j1ny1l9 wrote
Reply to Let us remember the birth of our savior. by BeyrlemanOG
I see Ewan McGregor but you are doing some weird star wars thing right?
ARobertNotABob t1_j1nxxbx wrote
Reply to That time Jesus got hangry by david-braintree
Biblical Rage Quit?
GhosTaoiseach t1_j1nxot1 wrote
Reply to That time Jesus got hangry by david-braintree
Y’all are gonna shit a brick when you hear about Matthew 15. The traditional interpretation is that Jesus was testing the woman’s resolve. The modern interpretation would be that Jesus was racist for one hot second until he was convinced otherwise.
In the story Christ allegedly calls all non-Jews “little dogs,” with the original phrasing meaning something akin to pets.
21 Leaving that place, Jesus withdrew to the region of Tyre and Sidon. 22 A Canaanite woman from that vicinity came to him, crying out, “Lord, Son of David, have mercy on me! My daughter is demon-possessed and suffering terribly.”
23 Jesus did not answer a word. So his disciples came to him and urged him, “Send her away, for she keeps crying out after us.”
24 He answered, “I was sent only to the lost sheep of Israel.”
25 The woman came and knelt before him. “Lord, help me!” she said.
26 He replied, “It is not right to take the children’s bread and toss it to the dogs.”
27 “Yes it is, Lord,” she said. “Even the dogs eat the crumbs that fall from their master’s table.”
28 Then Jesus said to her, “Woman, you have great faith! Your request is granted.” And her daughter was healed at that moment.
I think the point that we should all draw from this is that just because a certain somebody, which we aren’t even sure who that somebody was, wrote something a really long time ago doesn’t make it divinely inspired.
bearcrevier t1_j1nxa94 wrote
Reply to Let us remember the birth of our savior. by BeyrlemanOG
Obi-Jeezus
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GonzoDeadHead t1_j1nx7lf wrote
Reply to comment by joeri1505 in Beers at my family’s Xmas party. Zoom in to see Moms gifts. I don’t think they noticed. by nollsgame80
Did you notice the mom & dad gift?
ziperhead944 t1_j1nwz5s wrote
[deleted] t1_j1nwg8j wrote
Reply to My African parents couldn't find a dark-skinned virgin Mary, so they they put Mary in blackface by rhapsodygreen
Good thing fictional characters can look like whatever we want
Fanatic_Foxx7422 t1_j1nvyrq wrote
ElLocoS t1_j1nvp1v wrote
Reply to My African parents couldn't find a dark-skinned virgin Mary, so they they put Mary in blackface by rhapsodygreen
Brazilian patron saint is "Nossa Senhora Aparecida", and she is basicly Mary appearing as a black woman with beautifull blue dress. Look it up. You can find hundreds online.
KyotoGaijin t1_j1nv4v2 wrote
Reply to comment by HelpMeImThicc in Tombstone AZ during Christmas. by HelpMeImThicc
I came here to spit fire and lead, and I'm all out lead. Let's have some fudge!
jswaggs15 t1_j1nuypf wrote
Reply to comment by joeri1505 in Beers at my family’s Xmas party. Zoom in to see Moms gifts. I don’t think they noticed. by nollsgame80
I was just about to ask the same lmao
AntiTas t1_j1nux1c wrote
Reply to That time Jesus got hangry by david-braintree
So so carpenter, crap gardener.
mmobley412 t1_j1nuq3b wrote
AntiTas t1_j1nuk05 wrote
Reply to comment by Sanix95 in That time Jesus got hangry by david-braintree
The beauty of reputation, is that you have a bad day and say something dumb and teams of scholars find infinite wisdom in it.
HelpMeImThicc OP t1_j1nuihq wrote
Reply to comment by KyotoGaijin in Tombstone AZ during Christmas. by HelpMeImThicc
Now it's got pretty good fudge
KyotoGaijin t1_j1nuebi wrote
Reply to Tombstone AZ during Christmas. by HelpMeImThicc
The town that eats a man for breakfast every morning. At least it used to.
mezz7778 t1_j1nts8b wrote
Reply to That time Jesus got hangry by david-braintree
Fuck that tree for being out of season......
solareclipse999 t1_j1ntobt wrote
Reply to Beers at my family’s Xmas party. Zoom in to see Moms gifts. I don’t think they noticed. by nollsgame80
Didn’t know sex shops sold beer
Vip3r20 t1_j1ntjc7 wrote
Is that a prolapsed anus depicted?
joeri1505 t1_j1nt4mn wrote
Reply to Beers at my family’s Xmas party. Zoom in to see Moms gifts. I don’t think they noticed. by nollsgame80
Did you notice dad's gifts though?
illwil2win t1_j1nt3fq wrote
Reply to Beers at my family’s Xmas party. Zoom in to see Moms gifts. I don’t think they noticed. by nollsgame80
A lot of butt play for dad lol
BeyrlemanOG OP t1_j1nt2ou wrote
Reply to comment by AffectionateRaise136 in Let us remember the birth of our savior. by BeyrlemanOG
Ewan McGregor as Obi wan Kenobi
wish1977 t1_j1ny8bq wrote
Reply to A sign my brother saw in a public bathroom at the beach by MightySloth001
I wish someone had told me this 30 years ago.