Man, sometimes when things get cross sourced so much it makes me believe the meme. We’ve like three or four different books citing individual passages. But at the start we’re told to look at what Jesus was up to right before the fig tree bit. In the supporting sources we should ignore whatever was going on before the quoted passage. I feel like some bits of theology try to make the Bible into some kind of code book make-your-own-adventure that only the devout could possibly understand. I feel like there should be a bigger distinction between the Holy Spirits influences on scripture. Some of these hot takes read like RL Stein books.

At first I thought the NSFW tag was just due to the Broncos getting railed.

I think there's a Fleshlight above the doll.

Hungry Jesus played by Lewis Black, Snickers-ed savior by Caviezel

Matthew 21 (21-22) has been twisted so many time.

21 Jesus replied, “Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done. 22 If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.”

This sort of thing is my bag baby

You're not You when You're hungry (FIFY)

Well Mary has commonly been mis-portrayed as white and blond. I don't see this as sacrilege but it does seem a bit misleading.

And then curses one tree in particular that we will never know or talk about again. It’s like the opposite of Chekhov’s gun

Took me way longer than it should have to see what you were talking about. My mind was actually in the exact right place, but I just thought it was something embarrassing in the background of the photo, not the can itself.

Nelson Mandela is a modern historical figure, we literally have pictures of likeness to go off of, living memory of him, his ethnicity is an undeniable part of his identity, we dont know anything about Jesus other than an accounts by authors after the fact compiling his teachings from oral to written accounts.

There is a reason why the western personifcation of God and Zues have similar designs.

Also during the reniassance there would be other political redesigns such as the more modern look of Jesus being based off of I shit you not Cesare Borgia.

Did Jesus have someone following him wrighting down every word?

You missed the blowup doll in the middle row.

There are some doubts ‘bout tho

Bingo.

Charlotte area? I’ve been to that brewery a few times! I’ll need to look out for this in the store

Hey I've been to Fort Huachuca! It's definitely been getting a lot smaller these past few decades and not many people get stationed there anymore.

Nowadays Tombstone has some museums, gift shops and handmade hats, some reenactments of the duel from the movie, some saloons and restaurants. It's pretty good but pretty much everything has an entry fee.

Just an acrobatic dog shitting flowers with great velocity.

(It honestly looks amazing.)

Well sure it would be pretty offense to have a white Nelson Mandela, but people seemed cool with a black Alexander Hamilton. Turns out, context matters.

In any case if you believe Jesus is literally God incarnate his race is probably not that important, even if historical Jesus (which even secular scholars generally agree existed) was obviously a middle eastern jew.

Nothing wrong with that.

ok but the corgi is too pure to be in this picture

Danger is his middle name

<3

To be fair there's nothing in the bible that says mary and jesus weren't albinos.

LOL

Cheers, thanks so much