Are you familiar with the Willy Wonka character Veruca Salt? "I want it now, Daddy!"

He didn't want to wait for his prayers to work. He wanted a fig, and he wanted it now, and because he didn't get it right then and there, he destroyed the tree, so now it will never give him or anyone else a fig.

He got short term satisfaction, at the expense of everyone's long term satisfaction. Odds are there was a family who owned that tree, or harvested from it, either saving up for the long term, or selling them to have the money to live on, but did he think about them?

He emerged through a hole in our fence I guess, I'm not sure exactly how he got through but the farmers next door who collected him ended up pulling down part of the fence then re-assembling it and putting some temporary lumber across it to make it less inviting.

I've been out into that yard once since they got the bull back and he did indeed leave some bull exhaust. My biggest concern now is whether or not the dogs will do something gross like roll in it because man, dogs are seriously gross sometimes, even supposedly sophisticated ones like Corgs. They are not sophisticated, they are very much dogs.

I hope that when you walked out there this didn't turn into a bullshit story. How do you clean that off your shoes?

Damn Charlotte getting racey

I was really hoping to find Christmas Cookie at Lowes Foods this year like I did last year, but no luck. How was this year's release?

no. please not that nightmare

Thought this was a poop knife at first

Our corgis went nuts and bolted out to the back back yard and when I looked at what had them so excited, they were circling maybe a half a ton (guessing livestock weight is not my specialty, bad code is) of irritated bull.

They wanted to herd him soooo badly, but we didn’t want them to herd him into our house or get yeeted into the next county so we called them in and set up a few barricades to keep him in this part of the yard (while trying not to think about how he pushed his way through a fence already).

We tracked down the farm owners next door and they came over to collect him, pulling apart some of the fence to entice him back with alfalfa (there were some exciting moments when he was running around our yard patch and charging at me then feinting, that was neat and by neat I mean kinda scary but I hardly screamed at all.

They reassembled the fence and will put up a hot wire a few feet over but it was an exciting Christmas.

did he emerge from the pile of leaves?

beware the ides of march...and Knives, and senators..

My mom had one that looked just like that. She told me she got it new when she was 25, she was still using it when she died - at 93.

Because I have no life..

If it was a Dachshund/Wiener dog....

HE'D BE A WEENIE IN A BEANIE

the sex? cause you can do that in the dark. like why are farts smelly? so the blind can enjpy them also!

and prolly had way more freeky sex then you and lots of it..

I get it now.

That's fucked up

Mary, if she was actually a real person who lived, was certainly not white, so I don't see how portraying her as other than white could be "sacreligious". I mean, the rules of religion are all made up anyway, so if you wanna go that route you certainly can, I just figured you wouldn't want to acknowledge that.

You think "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image" is Anti-Papist?

This man has to have three hands

Is this beer available outside the charlotte area? This would be awesome to have for get togethers with my group of friends

Edit- darn, not available in my state or surrounding states.

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Does he have a best friend named Brutus?