Welcome friend.

But, how did you take the picture with both hands on the beer?

Well that is essentially what we have with brown skinned Jesus being portrayed as white.

Thousand year door is classic

Here was my journey on this can:

Zoom in on bottom row Mom's gift - LOL it's probably a microphone but looks like a Hitachi

See Dad's gift on bottom row: omg that's anal beads... I guess it was a Hitachi lol

Check comments: Wait, there's more Mom and Dad gifts... go back to check picture

See middle and top rows: Penis pump, dildo, butt plug, rabbit, blow-up doll...wait is that a double sided dildo for "Mom and Dad"?

Me: How potent is this beer?

Talk about pushing the envelope lol.

Saint Calogero is a saint celebrated in southern Italy. He is normally depicted as being black (I say it this way because it’s not certain if he was or not). There are massive festivals and all kinds of statues dedicated to him.

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I guess moms gift was to cover the time it takes for dads gift to achieve maximum results.

Correction: That's not your bull, and that's no longer your backyard.

59 year old here: my wife and I fuck like rabbits and the magic wand is her favorite toy. Do young people really think 60 is past it’s sell by date? I still feel (and act) like I’m in my 20’s.

Dunno why this made me laugh out loud

Poooooooch!!!

Are you Bull shitting me?

They just look so.... "et tu Brute-able."

Does he make salad?

March break must be a Motherfucker for him

I like your dog, looks like a Bertie

what?

Me too

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That’s what I thought too

TY

Evacuate?! In our moment of triumph?! I think you overestimate their chances!

lol