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hikingislands OP t1_j2eg3pk wrote

Yeah, definitely some higher end items like walnuts and eggs (both about $8). Strawberries were on sale 3 for $10 and spinach $3 a bag. I’d share the receipt but I don’t know how to add it. Either way, I shop deals and freeze (cue why there isn’t meat- I only buy it on sale). Not too shabby of a purchase today. I expected more.

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-maffu- t1_j2efr9s wrote

>...and he lives in a village named Kat.

And you're just going to leave it at that??

How does he live in a village?? Does he have a house? Does he have a postal address? Polar bears will actively hunt humans for food - is that how he came to live in a village, by eating all of the former inhabitants? Is that how he became so fat? Who named him 'Fat Albert'?? Is he in the Mafia? Is there a polar bear mafia? La Pola Nostra? La Cosa Ursa? Because it sounds like a mafia nickname. Poliatore 'Fat Albert' Bearoni. He's a stone cold killer. Perhaps it's a village of polar bears? Is that it? How did they weigh him and his fellow lard bears? Who weighed him? Was there a competition?

Where are you? Answer me! I have to know!

I HAVE TO KNOW!!

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