No Government Cheese??

You know it’s good when they’ve got the Humboldt Fog

Where is this corner of heaven?

They are constantly cutting the cheese

I want the lightning bolt cheese.

SO MANY GOOD BLUES!!!

Yum.

"Could be."

American cheese is a processed cheese resulting from Cheddar cheese, Colby cheese, washed curd cheese, or granular cheese, or any mixture of two or more of these. The result is then formed into small sheets and individually wrapped called “singles”.

This is so exciting! I would seriously try them all. I love cheese.

Citric acid

How do they keep so much stock without it spoiling? Surely the turnover isn’t that great with so much variety, half the people don’t know more than a dozen of these cheeses, maybe fewer…

I read that whole board in John Cleese's voice.

I want some of that lightning cheese on the bottom right

"Is it worth it?"

Was there any difference between a federal soldier and a Union soldier during this time? I can see why federal might be the technically correct term, but I rarely see it used.

No Swiss?

"You haven't asked me about Limburger, sir"

"Well it certainly is uncontaminated by any cheese, isn't it?"

Man those dirt stains/wear is wild, every door post, ewwwww

"Well, it's so clean, sir"

Explain the logic underlying that conclusion.

Also notably missing is “Gene” under Parmesans.

Fully expected Monty Python

Bayley Hazen Blue’s what’s up.