I really love the background, and the choice of colour. The person in the picture kinda ruins it for me though, wonky anatomy and we‘ve all seen more than enough generic, pretty faces. Not much of a message or contribution to the atmosphere.

Good bot.

❗ It's couldn't care less, not could care less.

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Yeah so my parents did shit like this to me as a kid. Ones dead and I couldn't care less and don't talk to the other at all. I guess what we don't do to our kids in this house? Go get your positive affirmations for your bad parenting skills somewhere else.. like parlor maybe 🤔. Don't take shit away or cuts your kids ties to the world.

Highly probable

As a fellow parent, that is amazing. :)

Learning the specific lesson of "Action -> Consequences" is critical to understand. This does not mean the punishment has to be harsh or over the top, as clearly this is purely an annoying type of punishment. :)

Good on you!

She'll be yanking that life-support plug like she's trying to start a twenty-year-old lawn mower.

Smol Petty Parent™

Shit like this is why she's gonna put you in a home one day 😂

It’s funny how people brag about being a bad parent to the internet. Congrats on raising a kid that you have to punish!

Jay Maisel?

What does it limit her to? Just calls and texts?

Does he smell like a pedo? Then it's woody

Bruce

Yes

Bryan Cranston

If this is Bruce he might want to go to a different glasses style. He's a dead ringer for Woody except for the hair.

The woman behind him is smiling so I’ll go with Bruce

Bruce. Ive never seen a picture of Woody Allen ever looking good

That was way harder than it should have been

Martin Scorsese

Bruce Allen

Clearly their secret love baby.

I love movies, Woody Allen

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