Oof. That sucks. Gotta contact Amazon, a local post office or a non-emergency police line to handle (probably police so I wouldn't have to babysit the packages). I wouldn't touch or take them (possible trap) and definitely wouldn't open (federal crime).

“Damn I really want to do the right thing, but wow this drone and shower rack are pretty sweet too. Such a tough decision.”

Do whatever you want but do not call the cops. Fk Amazon

Deliver it

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Easiest way to make your quota. Just throw them on the sides of the road.

Sarah, stop ordering shit off Amazon. We don't need another lace doily for the dining room table in the basement.

Cool free packages

4 boxes is now a ton

We were such shut ins during the height of the pandemic that we ultimately got enough deliveries that we had two of the giant Amazon totes. Kind of embarrassing but they really come in handy

I’m currently missing 3. Perhaps they’re mine.

Can you check and see if there’s a brake rotor in there? Mine has been delayed…

I brought it up to the office but they won’t be there until tomorrow, but I did contact amazon to let them know.

I imagine you saying this as you’re opening these packages

Literally fell off the truck huh? Can you take it to an Amazon center, or report the location to them?

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Are you married to my wife? This is my porch every day when I get home from work 🤦.

one random spot. i don’t have the means to bring all the packages to peoples address, but i do want to give people their stuff

that’s what, 500lbs/box? impressive

"Oh no no officer, I found these and have proof, look at this Reddit post"

Were they all in 1 random spot or on random porches

Looks like an amazon driver tucked away their prize until after shift. Call the local fuzz to surveil the area for awhile. 🕵️‍♂️

They have been opened so some of them might be empty or the porch pirate / shady delivery guy didn't like the contents. Either call the cops or treat you to a late christmas gift.

It's Christmas in February