R/confusingperspectives

This isn't really related... But I once saw a "documentary" about birds who put holes in giraffes, build a nest, and hatch their young in a bloody, gaping shoulder wound, and the giraffes don't care (or cannot reach the wound) and just let it happen.

Damn Nature, you scary...

I once saw a couple of crows escorting a hawk like a couple of cold war fighters tailing a Soviet bomber.

And they've got those crazy backward-facing teeth in their beaks!

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Because they know in their hearts that they are bigger and louder than us.

Zoom in a little?

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There have been nest cams that caught eagles feeding their babies cats before. It definitely happens. I cannot attest to how common/frequently it happens, but it does happen.

someone should shop arms on the blue jay in the "well what is it" pose

Man I wanna go back.

Whereabouts?

I remember having a birthday party there back in the late 80''s and they provided table service and a full-size cake.

I have yet to encounter a Canada Goose aggressively hovering at eye level while screaming at me.

Yep, still hideous.

Member the mini burgers? It was like four little burgers that were the same size as one regular size burger.

If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses, you've got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.

If I had three wishes, the first one would be 'to know everything.'

Geese must be an evolutionary offspring as some ancient line of FUCKYOUASAURUS.

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Saw post of one chasing off a tiger today. They simply don’t give a fuck who you think you are.

Are Canadian geese a joke to you?

Jay is looking right back at the dude

it looks like arms protecting a giant cock.

Jays are corvids so they are pretty damn intelligent. And watching them fly through the thick alders behind my house is like watching fighter jets from 200 years in the future, its insane how they can maneuver in and out of small spaces at such high speed.

I was dive-bombed by a pair while trying to herd their fledgling child out of the street. They clearly did not understand I was on their side. They may not be large birds, but they're pretty scary when they're flying around right over your head, shrieking like banshees!