...and don't forget, use those $400k rockets to knock em down. Fuck that pansy 30 mm canon shit. Bullets....hooeey.

Get your own pirate ship. Be the change you want to see in the world.

When I was a kid we had to keep a shovel out to get the ball out of the net.

A good neighbor would find his sword and go over to help their neighbors getting boarded by scallywags instead of taking pictures for internet clout but ^(whatever.)

Just who do they think they arrrrr?

That's pretty cool.

Quite a bit, actually. Real time intelligence that satellites can't provide, relatively inexpensive to operate compared the SR-71.

SR-71s flew at 80k feet

pirate radio stations often make use of channels that otherwise have other content being broadcast on them. most such stations cover very small distances, but within those ranges, they become the dominant stations.

as such, you could be listening to NPR while approaching that house, then suddenly be serenaded with an adventurous-sounding theme as you passed by. if a given pirate happened to be feeling particularly naughty, they could research the most-listened-to stations in their area, set up their system to locally dominate the requisite channel, then broadcast either police sirens, loud horns, or selectively chosen clips of hardcore pornography.

Not sure anyone is

Damn, why are my neighbors so lame?

It's more likely it's a public radio station. NPR is on that part of the dial in most of the country.

touché

Here in San Diego, California we have the majestic Coastal Grey Chinooks!!!!!!

They’re boning

it is likely a pirate radio station.

my guess is that it is playing "He's A Pirate" (by Klaus Badelt) on a loop.

the title is referencing the fact that posters in /r/Pics are showcasing their neighbors' yard-bound corsairs.

or a Titanic moment?

Are the skeletons having sex?

I figure the published number would be intentionally conservative, not giving the precise limitations out to the public.

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“Also” as in, your other neighbors have a pirate ship in their front yard or “also” as in this particular neighbor has some other wild stuff in their front yard along with this documented pirate ship?

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The cannons are a nice touch.

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