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Usually bring them to bar because there is always a tough guy with a few drinks in their belly who thinks they aren't shit and eats it whole, the spends next hour or two dying and crying and puking and going around looking like they're balling their eyes out

What are you Dr.Eville?!

Next time it’s going to be eggplants in the KY jelly section

I don't get diarrehea cause I don't eat them, I mostly chew or even just a lick does the work. Rub a finger across it's broken skin and then touch your lip for one moment, that will be enough to hurt.

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Also, amusing trick at the bar. Rub one against a straw or rim of a friends drink. It's amusing.

The diarrhea is an added bonus, flush the system of toxins. This is sounding more and more promising

Wear gloves. Accidently touching penis or vagina will make you regret being alive. Just touching skin can cause severe burn pain on certain aress of the body. Even after washing hands. It's dangerous for a bit

The severe pain/hot is about 20-30 minutes. First wave is a shock but 10-15 min later it's twice as bad lol never use water. It spreads worse.

Basically it drain all the stuffy-ness. Makes me feel much better for a few hours. Whenever I get colds and sick. Chew hot peppers and vitamin c drinks heavy first thing in morning and at night. Flushes all that crap out of your body. Oddly enough it seems to work for me. Zinc tabs too. I forget name but they lay under tongue and dissolve.

u/SrGrafo, this is where you can get Chloe's cheeks! We found the pepperoni stock!

r/weirdlyphallic

But how long does that last?

Lick a Carolina reaper. You'll be drained and cleared out. Works Everytime

Can't be any worse than all the other bs flu "remedies". At least with pepperoni, you're getting protein and good pepperoni.

This probably has to do with supply chain issues. Stores wil place other products on shelves that they are not able to fill up. Why did they choose pepperoni? I don't know, but as a father the wife is always sending me for kids medicine so I appreciate the thought.

Rude rock. Where my MTBers at

Ligma

No no, he's got a point.

That random Gluten Free in the middle right

Please report back with your results

CrOsS mErChAnDiZiNg

Seeing northern lights is on my bucket list!!

“But did you die?”

"Did it work?"

"It didn't not work..."

Well, eating 2 garlib bulbs a day will keep Covid carriers at a respectful distance.

So it act more like a substitute for a vacine, rather than a cure.