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Sanity_LARP t1_ja57shs wrote
Reply to comment by CornWallacedaGeneral in I found a bat in my pool. He’s very much alive. I set him in the sun to dry out away from my dog by Handicapreader
"look at this zombie I found in my back yard" > "dude be careful, if a zombie bites or scratches you you'll be transformed into the living dead" > "why does everyone freak out about the zombie virus any time someone posts a zombie?"
odaeyss t1_ja57pqi wrote
Reply to Friends come in all shapes and heights by HourLow334
Stupid long sheep
xxBeatrixKiddoxx t1_ja57p67 wrote
Reply to comment by soulsista04us in I found a bat in my pool. He’s very much alive. I set him in the sun to dry out away from my dog by Handicapreader
Thank you!!
Txkevo t1_ja57nzo wrote
Reply to comment by KesterFay in I found a bat in my pool. He’s very much alive. I set him in the sun to dry out away from my dog by Handicapreader
Seriously? Do you think he picked up rabies by association? You guys are a lot.
SeaOnions t1_ja57mjy wrote
Reply to $82 worth of food by OpTicDyno
This is cheating since it’s whole foods. That place is an anomoly
soulsista04us t1_ja57k3l wrote
Reply to comment by xxBeatrixKiddoxx in I found a bat in my pool. He’s very much alive. I set him in the sun to dry out away from my dog by Handicapreader
Rabies is scary.
Rabies. It's exceptionally common, but people just don't run into the animals that carry it often. Skunks especially, and bats.
Let me paint you a picture.
You go camping, and at midday you decide to take a nap in a nice little hammock. While sleeping, a tiny brown bat, in the "rage" stages of infection is fidgeting in broad daylight, uncomfortable, and thirsty (due to the hydrophobia) and you snort, startling him. He goes into attack mode.
Except you're asleep, and he's a little brown bat, so weighs around 6 grams. You don't even feel him land on your bare knee, and he starts to bite. His teeth are tiny. Hardly enough to even break the skin, but he does manage to give you the equivalent of a tiny scrape that goes completely unnoticed.
Rabies does not travel in your blood. In fact, a blood test won't even tell you if you've got it. (Antibody tests may be done, but are useless if you've ever been vaccinated.)
You wake up, none the wiser. If you notice anything at the bite site at all, you assume you just lightly scraped it on something.
The bomb has been lit, and your nervous system is the wick. The rabies will multiply along your nervous system, doing virtually no damage, and completely undetectable. You literally have NO symptoms.
It may be four days, it may be a year, but the camping trip is most likely long forgotten. Then one day your back starts to ache... Or maybe you get a slight headache?
At this point, you're already dead. There is no cure.
(The sole caveat to this is the Milwaukee Protocol, which leaves most patients dead anyway, and the survivors mentally disabled, and is seldom done).
There's no treatment. It has a 100% kill rate.
Absorb that. Not a single other virus on the planet has a 100% kill rate. Only rabies. And once you're symptomatic, it's over. You're dead.
So what does that look like?
Your headache turns into a fever, and a general feeling of being unwell. You're fidgety. Uncomfortable. And scared. As the virus that has taken its time getting into your brain finds a vast network of nerve endings, it begins to rapidly reproduce, starting at the base of your brain... Where your "pons" is located. This is the part of the brain that controls communication between the rest of the brain and body, as well as sleep cycles.
Next you become anxious. You still think you have only a mild fever, but suddenly you find yourself becoming scared, even horrified, and it doesn't occur to you that you don't know why. This is because the rabies is chewing up your amygdala.
As your cerebellum becomes hot with the virus, you begin to lose muscle coordination, and balance. You think maybe it's a good idea to go to the doctor now, but assuming a doctor is smart enough to even run the tests necessary in the few days you have left on the planet, odds are they'll only be able to tell your loved ones what you died of later.
You're twitchy, shaking, and scared. You have the normal fear of not knowing what's going on, but with the virus really fucking the amygdala this is amplified a hundred fold. It's around this time the hydrophobia starts.
You're horribly thirsty, you just want water. But you can't drink. Every time you do, your throat clamps shut and you vomit. This has become a legitimate, active fear of water. You're thirsty, but looking at a glass of water begins to make you gag, and shy back in fear. The contradiction is hard for your hot brain to see at this point. By now, the doctors will have to put you on IVs to keep you hydrated, but even that's futile. You were dead the second you had a headache.
You begin hearing things, or not hearing at all as your thalamus goes. You taste sounds, you see smells, everything starts feeling like the most horrifying acid trip anyone has ever been on. With your hippocampus long under attack, you're having trouble remembering things, especially family.
You're alone, hallucinating, thirsty, confused, and absolutely, undeniably terrified. Everything scares the literal shit out of you at this point. These strange people in lab coats. These strange people standing around your bed crying, who keep trying to get you "drink something" and crying. And it's only been about a week since that little headache that you've completely forgotten. Time means nothing to you anymore. Funny enough, you now know how the bat felt when he bit you.
Eventually, you slip into the "dumb rabies" phase. Your brain has started the process of shutting down. Too much of it has been turned to liquid virus. Your face droops. You drool. You're all but unaware of what's around you. A sudden noise or light might startle you, but for the most part, it's all you can do to just stare at the ground. You haven't really slept for about 72 hours.
Then you die. Always, you die.
And there's not one... fucking... thing... anyone can do for you.
Then there's the question of what to do with your corpse. I mean, sure, burying it is the right thing to do. But the fucking virus can survive in a corpse for years. You could kill every rabid animal on the planet today, and if two years from now, some moist, preserved, rotten hunk of used-to-be brain gets eaten by an animal, it starts all over.
So yeah, rabies scares the shit out of me. And it's fucking EVERYWHERE. (Source: Spent a lot of time working with rabies. Would still get my vaccinations if I could afford them.)
heyimyourra t1_ja57jtq wrote
Reply to $82 worth of food by OpTicDyno
Whole Foods with very little whole food
fixaclm t1_ja57ir3 wrote
Reply to comment by AuryxTheDutchman in I found a bat in my pool. He’s very much alive. I set him in the sun to dry out away from my dog by Handicapreader
Yep. Looks like it. They really started counting since the girl in New England survived. I bet the shot would still be a good idea, though.
Txkevo t1_ja57czi wrote
Reply to comment by CornWallacedaGeneral in I found a bat in my pool. He’s very much alive. I set him in the sun to dry out away from my dog by Handicapreader
This. 100%. He would use a pool net to get the bat out. Y’all really think he waded in there and scooped it out???
Source: Own a pool and scoop things out with net ALL THE TIME
Sanity_LARP t1_ja57avn wrote
Reply to comment by rfunnymodisapunk in I found a bat in my pool. He’s very much alive. I set him in the sun to dry out away from my dog by Handicapreader
What could be scary about terrible painful drawn out death
BalticRussian t1_ja5787f wrote
Reply to $82 worth of food by OpTicDyno
You are a crappy shopper if that's what 82 bucks gets you.
ascoolasyou67 t1_ja573t1 wrote
Reply to I found a bat in my pool. He’s very much alive. I set him in the sun to dry out away from my dog by Handicapreader
Did you touch it?
bikeidaho t1_ja570pt wrote
Reply to $82 worth of food by OpTicDyno
That thing of strawberries was $12 at our local store yesterday!
xxBeatrixKiddoxx t1_ja56yxq wrote
Reply to comment by thomasevans435 in I found a bat in my pool. He’s very much alive. I set him in the sun to dry out away from my dog by Handicapreader
And yet everyone is like “Found a bat in my undies! He’s good… seems happy! I French kissed him and set him outside with my newborn baby! All is good. “
Like Bro. Where the fuck have you been on rabies dog?
mikpgod t1_ja56sdq wrote
Reply to $82 worth of food by OpTicDyno
Much of this is not really food? Convenience food at best.
PanzerOfTheLake115 t1_ja56qop wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Ultra Pasteurization gone wild by rabbi-reefer
Cosmic homo milk? 💀 r/brandnewsentence
xxBeatrixKiddoxx t1_ja56m4i wrote
Reply to comment by nhluhr in I found a bat in my pool. He’s very much alive. I set him in the sun to dry out away from my dog by Handicapreader
Link it here the one thing. That ONE RABIES POST andddd go
tirnanog22 t1_ja56igo wrote
Reply to $82 worth of food by OpTicDyno
Where ? thats $30 where I live .
xxBeatrixKiddoxx t1_ja56fi3 wrote
Reply to comment by wrextnight in I found a bat in my pool. He’s very much alive. I set him in the sun to dry out away from my dog by Handicapreader
Dude. Someone link that ONE rabies thing. I do it Everytime … should I learn how to do it myself? Yes… have I yet? No
OpTicDyno OP t1_ja56fcm wrote
Reply to $82 worth of food by OpTicDyno
I’d like to state that I think this is a reasonable amount of food for $82 and yes I know I could have gone someplace cheaper but this was more convenient
nerfyies t1_ja56bcp wrote
Reply to Finally made my own hot honey by albygod
This is actually one of my favourites, the honey will become more liquid with chillies and the heat wolly be muted. Heat sweet and chilli glazing. Habanero chillies also go very well if you like some more heat.
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JeanRelou123 t1_ja56789 wrote
Reply to Biltmore Estate, Asheville NC by lennyflank
I live in New Caledonia and have never heard of this! So cool, where exactly can I find it?
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Reply to $82 worth of food by OpTicDyno
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soulsista04us t1_ja57vlk wrote
Reply to comment by xxBeatrixKiddoxx in I found a bat in my pool. He’s very much alive. I set him in the sun to dry out away from my dog by Handicapreader
No problem.