You gave birth to a meme.

Danger noodle

My dad has a friend who knows Jeff Bridges and apparently he doesn't like white Russians at all but people buy them for him when he goes out to places because of playing the dude.

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You would have a point if you were speaking to pre-pubescent edgelords but sadly you have only established yourself as an uneducated and unfunny person

Have an upvote for hurt feelings.

I mean it is a great way to pamper oneself while trying to watch the show

That’s insane. I know it happens but I always find it hard to wrap my head around. Did you also have to pay for covid vaccination?

Loved his hair in Iron Man. I've been sporting that same look for close to ten years now.

Looks like we have a literary Georgia O’Keeffe here.

Just the motivation I need to take on the day.

Geezz.. thanks man.

Bats pretty much never have rabies if they are flying around/healthy. People who get rabies from bats are typically picking them up off the ground when they are in the process of dying (ie POTENTIALLY JUST LIKE THIS ONE). I love bats but would never touch one!

Simulated flavour!

You better stay away from him,
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim!
Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor

Come on, it's not that baaaaaad ...

By listing "colored drinks" is this intended to be a racial thing?

"I see dead people. And then they put their face in their hands and I don't see dead people. But then they pop back out and I see dead people."

“The Godson”

4 seperate times you need to get a dose. Her first was 5 needles. The amount you need per session is based on weight. The nurse literally said to me you are lucky you didn't get bit because you would need much larger dose. This was 2019. Also you don't know wtf you are talking about. the needle was massive.... All 5 of them

Edit 2 of the needles were right into the thigh.... Looked bad

Lol you have to pay for everything in the US. 1.2 mile ambulance ride was $3500 lmfao. Insurance didn’t cover it at all. I once got a $800 shot of penicillin — insurance covered $15 of it.

Last year my household (2 people) spent $29k on medical. $10000 on insurance, $10000 in necessary surgeries, and $8000 on prescriptions, dr visits, and whatever the fuck else.

Thank god I have freedom of speech lol

Edit: just reread, and to clarify, my insurance was high deductible with an $18000 threshold. Both people in household basically reached the threshold but did not exceed.

For the non Americans, if we had needed much more health coverage, it would primarily be free or mostly covered from there on. The point of a high deductible plan is that it’s cheaper (as self employed people this is the main draw, as my employer doesn’t cover anything) but covers you if something really bad happens. If I got cancer, my million dollar bill would be covered. Paying out of pocket for great coverage (what I have this year) would be about $25000 instead of $10000, but this is paid by an employer (100% in our case). I pay literally nothing extra. My extra expenses this year have been less than $200.

P2 requires surgery that isn’t covered by this new great insurance, so there’s another $11000. So there’s no winning here lol

Face is about the same size

My admiration for who ever scratched off part of the G in Gum.

Hey it's New Zealand

Blown Away. The scene where he is talking while eating mussels is far from perfect.

When the sheeple actually wake up