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Should’ve carried divorce papers around to really sell it.

The stuff of nightmares…

Ok cool. As recent history shows, walking around with a rifle, even a toy, just invites trouble. Stay safe!

OP here...holy heck, I didn't know this would blow up! I'm cool with people not liking it. If I wanted everyone to agree with me I wouldn't have posted on Reddit!

Couple of things people asked:

The party was at my house so obviously I knew everyone there. I did go back and forth about it in case it offended anyone but I got pretty good feedback so I decided to go for it. I would not wear this to a party where I didn't know the crowd.

The gun is a Nerf gun that I spray painted black. The scope is too far forward because it's a cheap piece of plastic and wouldn't go on all the way. Yeah, I should have left more orange on the tip but I didn't think of it. Either way, it's not going out in public.

The clown is my 80 year old mom. She said she was going for a Charlie Chaplin thing, I don't think it worked but she had fun.

I did ham it up. A lot.

Happy Halloween!

Score!

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Badger the animal, or badger the equipment?

Thank you! 🫶🏽 #TeamRed

Yeah, it's a nerf gun. I left the tip orange but it's kinda hard to see.

I heard you struck my son.

Yes sir I did.

May I ask why?

Yeah well, because he stole John Wick's car sir, and uh, killed his dog.

Oh...

CLICK

That's my 80 year old mom. I don't know what her costume was supposed to be but she had fun.

Orange is my favorite. Fight me.

Or, you know, just shake hands and agree that yellow is truly the worst and tastes like lemon pledge.

There's a bit of orange on the tip, probably not enough. The party was at my house so I didn't have to take it out in public.

Nice analysis by some of you! It's a nerf gun spray painted black, and I couldn't get the scope all the way on because it's a cheap piece of plastic. Fuck it, it's a Halloween costume, it'll do.

Here's the thing with that, everyone has bad days and no one is perfect. I'm sure if any of us were in the limelight 24/7 we'd all be considered an asshole by someone at some point.

Shit id pay extra for that. That or cherry

I was just thinking, he's looked 30 for 30 years.

You can't see the divorce papers, they're in my back pocket.

Looks like you out pizzaed the Hut...

Try Latin History for Morons if you haven't seen it. It's great.

Yea, they are worthless. $300 and 6 mth wait just to be able to add a suppressor to save my hearing. Most of the alphabet boys are useless

The shit goes on the top.

Tf are u talkin about? Whatever you have to tell yourself is fine with me..jus go away

I actually thought Donnie Azoff from Wolf of Wall Street at first, but now I definitely see the Lumbergh.

The sideways pin is so on brand.