Nice. Legs

Oh, that crossed my mind.

Kid originally wanted his costume so that people could "buy" candy from him. "And how will they get the candy from this machine?" I asked. He suggested the costume would be like any other vending machine. "Probably not a good idea to have strangers trying to take candy from around your crotch," I said. He was not thrilled when I suggested he simply squat and drop the candy like a chicken laying an egg.

On the way home from the hardware store, it occurred to me that we make the costume more realistic in that things got "stuck." He was unconvinced, insisting no one would get it.

As I began painting the costume on the sidwealk, neighbors walked by and asked my kid what he was going as for Halloween. "A vending machine," he said. "Where treats get stuck," I added. It was the overwhelmingly positive responses that finally convinced him this wasn't some stupid dad idea but was, in fact, an aspect of life that nearly everyone is familiar with.

"Just make sure no one shakes or tries to tilt you," I warned him.

I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!

So the M is just completely silent? Is that common in Irish?

Nope! They’re gym shorts by Rok the Box

are those The Dating Game shorts

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Too late :p

I was genuinely amazed there was no American Flag in this photo but then I spotted it.

From what I remember it was very much a meh movie, but that scene was pretty good.

Please don't make Patrick hot

This is almost identical to a pic I saw that took place in India. The poor are crushed underneath the weight of the greed.

Love it!

Don't run, we are your friends!

https://gothsuptrees.net/

You should summit this to Goths Up Trees, and see what sort of score you get.

I know, I never said otherwise. I wasn't saying they have to do other stuff, I was just curious if they did

Love this

Excellent.

Cross between OG and modern Lara. Nice.

You should add a halo to the toy dog.

Yes, you've just explained how people work. Back off, guy, these are my hunting grounds.

Edit: victory is mine.

Have a baby at the prom, throw it in the trash!

Pencils are great but I just bought a pack of gel pens and have been filling out my paperwork in pink lately. I dot all my 'i's with hearts.

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…then the arrows should come in handy to point to the exit.