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No one will care, rubix cube knock off will be lost under the bed by tomorrow, candy will be consumed and shat out and not another thought given.

True fireworks next time.

It's probably because you have so much updog.

Great pic!

And I was like "why are y'all NOT dressed up?"

There is a whole country full of people who keep forgetting where they are and need flags as a constant reminder, and you think that funny? Shame on you!

But the berenstain bears aren't even Seuss!

Calls himself the Keymaster, then proceeds to lock himself out of places.

Also, this won't take much alteration to do his character from Honey I Shrunk the Kids next year.

Needs scooters.

TWIIIIIIIX!!

We receive a little over 1,000 each year. Our home is relatively close to the entrance of the neighborhood, and the children are bused in from the surrounding area.

Hitting Costco early in the month is Key

Where are the rats?

Not bad, need to see the whole thing though

We went to a concert (when she wasn’t pregnant) and drank her face off. We are walking back to our car, pukes on the sidewalk outside the venue, stands up and declares her improved feeling and keeps walking like nothing really happened.

So yes?

Also, I’m sure she’d love me posting all her puking stories on the internet

😅🤣😂

You look like the celeb and John is the fan

I did something similar in the past but as a moogle from FF

Gonna make me act up

So she's a puke n rally type of gal?? 😂🤣😂

Collaboration costume with him and I would be great 🤘🏽

“Honey, I shrunk the kids!!”

🔥🤘🏽🔥🤘🏽

You know what, start with Terry, turn into Stern later on :) great double costume ideas 💡

Good job. You're not the "Grinch" this Christmas

Probably the only time someone has called you a snack.