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Now I have a new fetish

Yes, it does involve pineapples under the sea

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Stupid Sexy Flanders!

Footage of them being given out or it's just a ruse.

Is it the devils bible when the text is backwards ?

When you see gum on the sidewalk, you don't just leave it there.

Duuude, took me a moment to notice the guy with the nerf on the porch. Ded lol

Poor little monkey about to get poached from the porch.

You sucked me man, not cool!

Our governments (you can guess which parties) have tried to starve the system to bring in privatization, but if you're having an emergency (like actual emergency), you receive the best immediate care. Surgery, ICU, broken bones, baby delivery, etc, you get immediate great care. Due to budgets, the middle "non-emergency" surgeries kind of get shunned. Also, family doctors are overextended and there simply aren't enough which kind of makes a mess of things.

The longest I think I've waited for an actual emergency was years ago now when I broke my wrist and it needed to be reset. I had to wait for the surgeon to finish his previous surgery to do my wrist in an emergency. I had to sit in the ER for like, I dunno, maybe a half hour?

So, actual emergencies = great. Not so emergencies = sub par, family Doctor scheduling appointments = neglected and cumbersome

But it's all "free"

Edit: should also note, our specialists are amazing. The lineups to get in with them (again for non-emergency surgeries, think non-debilitating hip, knee, etc) are long, because we all have access to them

Thank you for the compliment. A Happy Halloween to you, too.

RESTECP

No, that's probably Laszlo.

Thank you for your inconvenience.

Came here to say this, and I see that I've arrived way too late.

Are you coming on to me?

Try putting your head between your knees.

Fuck us with our small candy, right?

Whatever. We can't all be alphas like you.

Looked at this picture for 5 seconds, I woke up 10 hours later!

Urgh, this picture is so tiring to look at, wtf dude?

Some people complain that there are wait time issues for specialists. This is largely because a greater percentage of the population has access to healthcare and these specialists.

No shit, right? Taking a Bill Burr bit too far.