My name is John Daker.

Yooo, pizza dough is one of the easiest types of bread my guy. Takes like 10 minutes of work putting stuff in a bowl and you are fucking DONE. Don't knead shit, just wait. I roll that dough straight on the stone and add sauce and cheese. 450 for 20 minutes and its good. You can even make the dough and leave that shit in the fridge for like a week. Imagine coming home and being like "sauce, cheese, oven, beer while I wait, pizza for the fam"

Give that stone a try my dude, it's super hard hard to fuck this up. I once totally fumbled things trying to move stuff from a steel to a stone and it was just absolutely ruined structurally. Thing looked like a wadded up shirt all folded over itself and scrunched up. I was all kinds of sad and then somebody told me to cook it anyway and it will be fine. Still fucking delicious. I am an absolute BAFOON in the kitchen and delivery/premades ain't got shit on homemade pizza.

The weather is going to be winterish at least one week! 😄

Beautiful! Would love to visit soon!

Very beautiful, it is true!

Finland is an awesome place!

Absolutely. Gives you some of the benefits of a brick oven, since it’s a large solid piece of material that transfers heat quite well.

The Esplanadi Avenue in the historic city centre.

Now you can invite your friends for moonstone pizza

... scrape... clean? Come again?

Time to upgrade to a pizza steel

Wait... Is a pizza stone a real thing? Are there any other assorted of culinary masonry I'm unaware of? Like a croissant rock or a crumpet throne?

That's a moray

I use a plastic scraper on mine, it's great for the baked-on cheese and sauce.

I thought this was a sphere, and was trying to figure out what the fuuuck this was for. I figured maybe rolling the dough? Then I realized it's flat and I'm just used to assuming things that look like this are round (planets, etc.)

Hit it with the power washer.

In this case, what could the moon have baked for the Earth?

Among all the joke replies, I’d love to know how you ‘clean’ it. Mine are starting to get a little mucky with burnt-on cheese. Obviously a regular dose of high temperatures do a lot, but do you scour with a wire brush or similar?

I need you on my trivia team ASAP

How do you think NASA gets there photos.

“That’s no moon”

Upgrade to a steel, they get hotter, aren’t brittle, and make even better pizza and bread.

And easier to scrape clean if needed.

After 5 years of marriage my pizza stone my wife put on our registry is still in the box…

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It's not a planet, it's DiGiorno!