Jedi master to garden center Christmas decoration would make me give up to.

Hahah. I was thinking that too.

“You lit up my climbing toy, too?!”

We have to use the indefinite article- a dildo, never your dildo.

Cyberpunk doggo

Cutie !!

Well, you know it don't come easy.

I’ve been putting a stuffed yoda in a Santa hat on top of my tree for 10+ years now. Where can I find one of these?!

Every time “All I Want For Christmas” comes on, a reindeer stomps an elf

Little Dicky 🤣 this is great

WHO GIVES A FUCK.

I think Australia day does that better. Celebrates the day the first fleet landed

I don’t understand why this upsets people. They. Are. Lights. Get a life asswipe

This looks like a Common Starling, in the Sturbus group.

They are largely considered pests and have been designated an invasive species in some areas. Similarly to the grackle, they are often overlooked and not given credit for how cool (and beautiful?) they can appear.

As a birder though, ugh. They are a nuisance.

Perfect!

I wonder what he wears on Casual Friday.

We don't do Thanksgiving in these parts. Never did, never will.

Did he flight via Qatar Airways like that?

Real question. Is his penis in that horn? Cool. I appreciate his representation

My god it's full of stars

Thank you very much!

That Yoda's seen some shit...

Why are y'all being downvoted when you're right

Being a little sarcastic here BUT.....as someone who LOVES pumpkin spice it does really suck when the first two weeks of October the fall stuff starts getting replaced with Christmas stuff.

I went to our local BJ's (wholesale club) because they advertised Stocks pumpkin spice cold brew. It's $1-2 cheaper than the regular market. I show up (first weekend of October) and what do they have? Fucking peppermint. No pumpkin anywhere to be found. Fucking assholes and their false advertisement. I didn't blow a gasket though, I just bitched a bit to my wife, who agrees with my sentiment, and we moved on with our lives.

Edgelords when they turn 30.

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