It’s weird to think I’ve had her nearly half my life, what a treasure it is!

You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.

Get a good look, Costanza?

Cleavage is like looking at the sun, you do not stare at it.

You get a sense of it and you look away.

Looks like she's staring at the necklace actually

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I normally tear the top off like a can of sardines, but this time the perforations gave way- I was actually speechless for a second or two.

Of course not. She has to stop taking care of her own children to take care of someone else’s. Tough life but it pays the bills I hope

I just use the back of my spoon and do my best Michael Myers impression.

The shade is reeeeeeal lol

Not the first woman to be mesmerized by Jayne's ample bosom.

Your oblivious to your own statements this the actual meaning to your own statement https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/from%20humble%20origins#:~:text=%3A%20from%20a%20family%20that%20did,social%20status%20or%20much%20money. Where the fuck are you going don't lose yourself no one mentioned any prophets. My man and my dude are different and I never used the later. Pull my head in? What? How about you pull your head out? Is English your second language?

Mariska Hargitay’s mom, who was in the backseat of the car that fateful night. The reason there is a bar hanging off the back of every box and semi truck.

Jayne Mansfield was only 5'4". The other woman is only 5'!

Look at them…just look at them!!

She is totally not looking at her boobs.

That’s my other account. Was hoping this post would get more upvotes since the other on didn’t do to good. Jmcman = jmcmahon

In what way does an inanimate object benefit/represent white privilege? It’s post like this that stroke the flames of racism.

no you didn’t

I said he came from humble beginnings, everything I have said infers a humble start in life. You're the one who interpreted that as me comparing him to Gandhi or jesus or some shit, 'my dude', pull your head in

Was Perry there

Its the one that says BAD MOTHER FUCKER on it. (Awesome work OP!)

How is that white privilege? The nutcracker figurine was created in Sonneberg and Ezerberge regions of eastern Germany in the early 19th century, then commercially in 1872 by Wilhelm Fuchtner.