I saw that but they are not.

Who tf is printing fake tickets to a pirate game? And why?

In a scenario where one ticket is real and the other is not. Who is to say which one is real?

+1 to Altius, fantastic meals there. May be cliche but don’t care

In what scenario would there be two tickets with the same seat and section? That's not how this works.

Wut? Why not just...buy the seat next to hers?

Is this the new conspiracy? My grandmother started going off about the exact same thing at a primantis and wouldn't talk about the restaurant because she knew they were "listening".

Diaper bags are still excepted if any of your kids are that age.

I show you a ticket with the same section, row, and seat number on it. Then what? What are you gonna do to get me to move?

It’s such a simple action until you need an usher to help you out…

Black Metal Bridge

I dream of a trail that connects Duck Hollow, the GAP, and the Hazelwood trail. That would create an awesome linkage especially if Swissvale made it easier to get from Les Getz to the busway. That would help that whole area.

My sister in law was tried of the asshole that always sat next to her so I forged a ticket so yes, it has the same seat and section as yours. (Hint: that’s what exactly means.)

Yinz never been to rockys in Scott haven

You don't have to be r/antiwork to see that many business processes are sick.

Wut

Don't quote me, but I remember reading articles that the full economic impact of this one convention is in the millions, if not tens of millions, of dollars for the city.

It's a heavily attended convention.

Only really excusable when talking to people unfamiliar with the area and not so much on a PITTSBURGH sub.

Who is to say it won’t?

"Less shitty than we used to be" is a meaningless metric when our rail system is incredibly unsafe compared to those of peer nations.

It won't have the same seat and section dingus.

As well as any other company pulling this kind of crap

It was just hanging out there and was too easy to ignore.

UberPet: Not just for Anthrocon anymore!

Huh. I'll try hard then to keep the sarcasm in check and recognize this is likely way beyond your influence. But frankly--and especially if funding is still in question--the sponsors' answer to "What does it do and what problems does it solve?" probably needs to be better than "Cross the Mon" followed by a shrug.

That made me lol, thx