Think I saw that one on Sheppard behind vmfa

You put water on the road and the normally awful driving around here manages to get worse

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Not gonna lie, I've started ignoring the one at Huguenot High School. So many times I come through there and the school zone lights are flashing but there's absolutely no signs of life anywhere around the school. If they're boarding buses, fine, turn on the signs. If the only person left on the property is the janitor, turn the damn things off.

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This is my favorite. It's a not extremely subtle subtle "back off", kinda disrespectful, but less dangerous than brake checking.

I've thought about this as well. Seems there isn't a trip I take that doesn't involve someone driving like a dummy.

The thing I've been noticing in the city lately is a COMPLETE disregard for school zones. Well not complete -- it's always one car. The rest of the cars will slow down to 25 as required by law but inevitably one asshat weaves in and out at 45mph like we all just slowed down for our health. It's happened to me lately at Holton, TJ and Ginter Park.

That’s right up there with the person who insists on sitting right next to you in an empty theater with 100 empty seats.

Not wrong though

🫥🫥🫥pain

One of the worst I see on Semmes is a neighbor. Without getting too specific he has a pirate-themed personalized plate. Drives exactly the way he comes off on next door….. complete @$$h0le. Every morning at 7:30 like clockwork coming from downtown. Flies down Semmes cutting in and out and around, flicks his cigarette butts out into the street.

If you’re being tailgated at highway speeds, just give your windshield a long, luxurious clean with the sprayers.

What drives me nuts is when people just continually sit in your blind spot on either side instead of just giving you a few feet (when there’s plenty of open space) should you need to move over or just pass by you like a normal human being. Happens all the time on broad.

Oh my gosh!! Happy ground hog day!! Long winter for us I guess

It’s so insane! I never get used to it. I’ve had to up my speed to 10 over the speed limit at the very least in order to avoid making people mad.

Happy Groundhog Day

Yup, that’s Semmes Ave.

Hahaha they’re both so good, now I don’t know which one to pick.

Oh man that is gold!! Please do the world a favor and get that bumper sticker, at least you can get a little chuckle the next time those chuckleheads ride your ass.

The pull my hair thing that the other person commented is really good but the smells like poopoo is so outlandish and hilarious I’d go with that one.

Edit: and SAME to the other part of your comment! All of the things you listed boil my blood but I try to tell myself I can only control what I can. I do find myself hoping that whoever is in the car acting like an ass has a TERRIBLE day and hits a pothole and stubs their toe.

I've been tempted to get a classic "If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair" sticker which is extra funny for me since I'm bald.

Facts!

I was just texting someone about how atrocious my drive to and from work was today! Multiple tailgaters, speeding, not using signals, arrrgh I really wish I could stop being bothered by it, because I know it’ll never get better, and probably only worse.

What’s a bumper sticker I can make to publicly shame tailgaters? I’ll hand them out to anyone who wants one. I’m thinking “tailgaters smell like poopoo” but I’m open to better ideas. Nothing like a good ole mass public shaming for doodoo heads.

Edit: I’m (mostly) joking about the bumper sticker thing… unless?

I really want a dashcam, just so I can review footage and feel validated in acting like a psychopath on my drives home.